No Kûgeria Manì.

No kûgeria Manì. Tûri a Mûmbì.

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

HR: "We regret to inform you.."

You will regret informing me😭😂

[IV 🧃 @iv_ey]

siku njema inaweza onekana ata sahii if you’re brave

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

unataka tupatane na bado nikutafute, kai ugurukaga mani

[Akal Simba @HonAkalSimba]

"usiguze Hio", "usiuze Hio", "usibomoe Hio", "usilete ugonjwa", "usiue hao", "usiongee hivyo"…

We are parenting a president.

[Njeri Waridi @Njeriwaridi]

This is what we mean that Kenya is a colonial state built for foreigners at the expense of the natives

Look at the government attacking its citizens to protect Americans who contract Ebola in DRC

[Mumbi. @miss_mumbzk]

As I’ve always said, if we get to 2027, and this man is still in Ikulu, we won’t be able to remove him. He will not be removed via a general election.

[𝕭𝖊𝖓 𝕯𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @menteh_]

When I come across Money academy KE tweets every 6am in the morning

[gids @gidikariuki]

You always know the government did some unfathomable shit when you see this tweet on your timeline

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

[Aúdrey🖤🇰🇪 @luckyaudreyy]

Kenyans and their political toddler cosplaying as a president in a nutshell.

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

The video😂😂

[🇪🇸2017 Dybala 🇦🇷 @_justvic1]

Vile me ni mtu mzuri what did I do to deserve a Ruto presidency during my early adulthood???

[Politician's Hangman KE @kiarie_KNK]

Mazda Demio

[kox.musªa.Inc @koxmusaInc_]

@hiroo243 Uko wanakuambia ukweli bila ku sugar coat, niliona wameambia a very beautiful girl with brown teeth anakunywa maziwa anatema chai

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Also that ebola place is not for you natives.

Ukishika unaenda tu kwako you pee blood until you die

[🇪🇸 @marigawept]

Salary ilidelay nkainivite my then gf sleepover nikamshow I won't be able to get her treats she's used to labda tukule ugali mayai tudoz akasema tureschedule adi siku kichele itaingia.Niliumwa ajab but atleast that day I knew she's in love with Spiderman not Peter Parker

[Bobo K✨️ @wambuiiii3r]

Wewe ni newcomer hauna ata uniform

[dennis @AkainuBerbaric]

Haven't bought myself anything nice in over a year plus pesa huingia kama imepata mashida adulting is so ass