Kam

jokester/provocateur

[Kam @_Kamdawg]

Idec about this girl and I love Noah but it’s clear to me the entire world just found out about a diatonic scale. By those standards, let’s force Noah to credit Louis Armstrong on stick season since it’s 1:1 to when the saints come marching in

[kuss @dontkuss]

Do you understand how funny it is for her to go “Boston wasn’t inspired by Stick Season, but also I’m gonna give Noah Kahan songwriting credit on this😇”

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

Dolly just visited me I’m shaking

[Slimfit @iSlimfit]

She didn’t lie at all 😂

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Not emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Yanna Thee Astrologer 🩷 @AVenusianVirgo]

Ja’Na and Olandria spoiled me cause where’s the ASS this season?!? (sorry I’m no better than a man) #LoveIslandUSA

[EMILY SUNDBERG @Emily_Sundberg]

When you put your legs up in the AMC recliners, that’s lymphatic drainage

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[Kam @_Kamdawg]

It feels like it might be time for society to revisit the idea of Jake Shane

[Kacey Musgraves Access @KaceyAccess]

Kacey Musgraves reveals on “Therapuss with Jake Shane” that “Slow Burn” is her favorite song from her own catalog.

[Kayla @luv2read13]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate's linkedin profile as a flashlight

[A @seattleiminyou]

Going to Dunkin Donuts tomorrow morning

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

this tumblr post being one of the greatest contributions to modern philosophy

[avieee @cuntadelic]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

Jalapeño Hannah is HAMMERED

[molecular lionel @chasedbywasps]

I saw a man bleed out on Toad's Turnpike

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

me joining the call just to to say “nothing on my end.”

[Kam @_Kamdawg]

Tucker Carlson is such a fun name. What a waste

[Kam @_Kamdawg]

@karynlyca @skyler_higley Lolol

[machine yearning eng in SF 8/4-8/28 @confusionm8trix]

hey do you want to go out with me? I have no availability until next sunday and I hate texting btw