just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator at Area 51. my job was to trans the aliens and then inject them with fentanyl. they all died but that’s not important.
my uber driver just shared with me his belief that trends in human society are determined by the government waterboarding aliens until they pick a thing to be popular, and that’s why everyone suddenly had an air fryer at the same time. 1000 out of 5 stars