Ernest

Memento Mori.|
Learning is endless.|
I create the moments.|

101 versions of me.

[Ernest @_Kanoti]

@Kenyans Ako na maono huyu.

[Ernest @_Kanoti]

I'm not a plumber but trust me I can lay pipe waay better than this

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Hapa Niko sure mtungi ya 20L inajaa na 30 minutes

[Ernest @_Kanoti]

@TahmeedLtd Ikipanda Subuiga enroute Msa kutokea pale Isiolo. Noma hii

[Ernest @_Kanoti]

@the_sambu Na bado wataendelea kuishi kwa vikombe. No budget for police housing.

[Ernest @_Kanoti]

@Governor_254 @MwendaKev Subuiga, Meru County

[13173 @lordkevyn]

How clear is your camera ?📸

[Ernest @_Kanoti]

The Elephant's corridor. In Subuiga, Meru County

[Mwenda Wa Insurance @kevi_mwendi]

Kwa wale bado ni pedestrians 🥲!!! 😅😅😅

Take them shoes of relax, piga dua, we try again....

[Ernest @_Kanoti]

@kevi_mwendi Inshallah itajipa one day.

[Ernest @_Kanoti]

Mambo ya mungu hayo. Hamwezi tax baraka jameeni...

[KRA Care @KRACare]

Hata sisi tumeangalia tukaona kuna makosa inafanyika mahali. Lakini leo ni siku mpya. Kubali kushine in every area of your life ukianza na taxes zako. Anza leo.
File and pay your taxes on https://t.co/MGd6niOXlp or https://t.co/pUT9xYFAwA

[Ernest @_Kanoti]

@stelson85 Proper.

[Ernest @_Kanoti]

Especially when its super clean on the inside.

[Kateregga Philemon @Philemonkats]

Sometimes dirt looks good on cars, that dirt that comes after a long drive on a rainy day, I usually snap the car before washing it and keep that memory.

[Ernest @_Kanoti]

@armstrongsenior Awesome!!

[Shawry for good food 😋 🥘🥙🍲 - Private chef @mama_hawi]

I am a private chef in Nairobi who also offers catering services for events, meal prep packages, daily office lunches. I have cooking classes as well and all food related services. I cook with heart, skill and intention and take care of your tummy 🤭😋

[Cal | Sober Men's Club @SoberMensClub]

Sobriety - for those who dare to face reality.

[Ernest @_Kanoti]

@BrianMutuma_ Congratulations man.

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

Ruto ni mjanja sana😂😂😂😂

As he has assigned that Oria calling himself Adopted son of Raila, to scratch Oburu’s back, he has instructed Joho and former ODM leaders from Mombasa to form their own party.

Oparanya is also doing the same in Western.

And then Ruto will go directly to Luo people, bypassing ODM and bulldoze UDA in Nyanza, completely finishing ODM.

Wakina Wanga who thought they knew, are slowly finding out that they don’t know.

Ruto is not looking for a coalition with ODM, he is killing ODM.

It is called, death by a thousand cuts!

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

BREAKING NEWS TO ALL EMPLOYEES:

1. Build a home early. Rural or urban—own something. Building a house at 45 is not an achievement. Government and company houses create dangerous comfort. Your family deserves memories in your home, not borrowed walls.

2. Go home. Don’t live at work all year. You are not the pillar of your department. If you die today, your role will be advertised tomorrow. Operations will continue. Your family should come first—always.

3. Stop chasing promotions. Chase mastery. Be excellent at what you do. If promotion comes, fine. If it doesn’t, your personal growth should never depend on corporate approval.

4. Avoid office gossip like poison. Nothing destroys careers faster than loose talk. Don’t bond over backbiting bosses or colleagues. Stay away from gatherings where people—not progress—are the agenda.

5. Never compete with your boss. You’ll burn your fingers. Don’t compete with colleagues either—you’ll fry your brain. Compete with who you were yesterday.

6. Have a side income. Salary alone will not sustain you long-term. That truth hurts—but it’s real.

7. Save automatically. If money doesn’t leave your payslip without your consent, you will never save it.

8. Borrow to invest, not to impress. Loans should change your situation, not your image. Buy luxury from profits—not debt.

9. Keep your life private. Your marriage, family, and personal struggles do not belong at work. This is not optional—it’s survival.

10. Be loyal to yourself first. Hanging around your boss will isolate you from colleagues—and when your boss leaves, you may be dumped with them.

11. Plan retirement the day you get employed. The second-best time is today. By 38–45, have an exit plan.

12. Join workplace welfare groups—and be active. They matter more than you think when life hits unexpectedly.

13. Use leave days wisely. What you do on leave reflects how you’ll live after retirement. If all you do is sit with a remote watching series, don’t expect a different retirement.

14. Start projects while still employed. Retire to run a business, not to start one. Most pensioners fail because they do it the wrong way around.

15. Pension money is not capital. It’s survival money. It’s for healthcare and upkeep—not school fees, luxury, or impulsive decisions.

16. Don’t become a retirement warning story. Be the example that makes colleagues want to retire, not fear it.

17. Retire while you still have energy. Late retirement steals family time. Many retirees can’t adjust and keep job-hunting until death. That’s tragic—and avoidable.

18. Retire into your community. Company and government housing disconnect you from society. Adjusting later is harder than people admit.

19. Never confuse benefits with security. Employment benefits are comfort traps. When you retire, no one calls you “boss” unless you built something real.

20. You will retire—voluntarily or involuntarily. Prepare early or pay painfully.

[Ernest @_Kanoti]

@grok any valid jumia voucher today?

[Makena kimaita @makena_kimaita]

This tweet really took off. I already have 3 bookings from this, asanteni sana. We will be announcing really good deals for Christmas this week. In the meantime, these are some pictures from some 3 events we had yesterday 😀. We also brand water for your occasions when requested.