Kantaro

🥖 Shalom, we out here in the void

[Kantaro @_kantaco]

@klarson0413 @Knightly_Hist You sound like you drag your knuckles when you walk.

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@ZangiefDaSilva @beiramiragem I will not stand for this Knight Shield slander. It was wielded by many a noob, alongside their trusty drake sword!

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@FemboyDCS I love Forza for being able to make any car viable.

Nothing makes me happier than seeing dweebs complain about how their MCLARAN 747 SUPERCHARGER XD-32S got smoked by one of the regular daily drivers you'd normally never see a soul use in any other racing game.

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@hoIIowataraxia @NeNorfolk @YuvrajS9258 Everyone has their preferences. Hell, even some older generation AC fans don't like the changes they made in AC6. However, recommending a literal steaming pile of wet dogshit in its place is wild lol

It's like saying, "Elden Ring is normie slop, but I liked Bad Ratz some"

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@Shincry I swore it was gonna be Freedom Unite busting out of darkness but MH Dos was equally great.

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@berdyaboi No mid-shwang vein that looks like the angry anime cross? Amateur hour...

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@alexiboaslav @Adama_TK421 @SocialistMMA @_rathbone Yeah, but dipshits just go "THAT'S MY 50 CAL AK GUNTUBER GUY" and call it a day.

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@Deadplane126921 @BradRadke @BDisgusting @Halloweenmovies You paid for the swimsuit DLC then watched the game die didn't you, Squidward?

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@itrousnoxide @PintLive Friend, kindred, Ashen One…get off the soap box.

As others have pointed out, he’s not fighting anything.

He’s also not trying to say, ��Look at me, my game is so much harder”

He’s trying to say, “Look at these losers trying to put other gamers down while playing an MMO”

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@LowkeyTheFBI @Return0fTheMari Pokémon always pissed me off because I don’t care so much about turn based as much as I care about NO DODGING.

Every episode that mf Ash would always go, “Pikachu use Thunderbolt” in every single fight and just, “Pikachu dodge” to avoid shit that would 1shot my Pokémon lmao

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@venompilled @BushyBundu They’re fronting because it’s not a hardcore survival roguelike ball crushing simulation and they don’t want to be perceived as “casual” gamers.

It wouldn’t be one of the most popular games of all time if the combat was really that bad. It’s even fun in VR with minimal mods.

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@catherinespaws @MinisterLewak @MaliceDaFirenze “This game I’d mentioned 2 years ago is finally out”

Out in this context implies a finished product. That’s just how language works.

If you said, “I’m writing a story!” Then 2 years later said “It’s out now!” and all you had was a paid Google Doc of notes, that wouldn’t fly.

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@catherinespaws @MinisterLewak @MaliceDaFirenze No, you still don’t say it’s “out.”

You can call it “playable” but they’re forced to specify that it’s released into an “early access state”. Early Access doesn’t guarantee anyone a finished product.

It just allows individuals to back an idea without having Shark Tank money.

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@catherinespaws @MinisterLewak @MaliceDaFirenze I didn’t really have a dog in this race at the start of this, but after reading a few really scathing reviews…it kinda seems pertinent for folks to know apparently these devs have a track record…

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@catherinespaws @MinisterLewak @MaliceDaFirenze Two years to be still considered unfinished is not what “out” means.

If you look at the Steam page, there’s tons of backers from March 3 sayings it’s pretty, but hollow and poorly unoptimized. One of them had a 5070 so performance should NOT be a concern, even for early access.

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@MikeMeltzGG @pawsoffmybong @Lilac1614367 @esjesjesj Not all police officers are massive crybabies that can’t handle a few snowballs either. If they’re so threatened, they can get back in the cruiser.

Quit being a clown.

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@ATokkers5 Someone PLEASE put in the Sekiro deflect and riposte sounds right before the final hit

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@washghost1 Lil mama just consumed the family matriarch's power. Be ready for the later years lmao

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@SauerbierM @PraiseTheFrom You could just like, not cheese him and actually block/dodge attacks.

Gwyn wasn’t ever meant to be challenging, but even then playing “suboptimally” is hardly a ball crushing experience

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@justFFirl @BlackHokageClip Sis, watch the video 😭

It’s not the group chat itself, it’s the fact that you can now add voice and text channels rather than them just being a chat.