karate king

A gentleman and a scholar. Available for parties and weddings.

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Why does the dentist keep trying to talk to me? Bro, you're in my mouth.

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No one from the future has come back to warn us yet, so either the election works out OR the future doesn't exist anymore. #ElectionNight

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Teaching makes me want to be an engineer.

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Friendship goals

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@MadisonRudi peeling fruit is too much work

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I just ate two mangos and they were fantastic.

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@MadisonRudi did you get help? I asked Jamie and she said to go see a vet.

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Cheaters never swim

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"Three handsome guys and a basket of fries" @QuinnArrington

[pokemon @pokemon_ebooks]

There are two kinds of people. Those who have style, and those who don't. What kind of person are you?

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@Danika_slokovic @Ty__Jones @stephpelikan I still haven't gotten that text

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@SciShow what's the best and worst date you've been on?

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

We're getting fired up for Sunday! #Pokemon20

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Dogs have personality; cats have attitude

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Dank nachos https://t.co/7ktfk2kI2J

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of s̶u̶g̶a̶r̶-̶p̶l̶u̶m̶s̶ dank nachos danced in their heads.

[Scott Kelly @StationCDRKelly]

They arrived in space like baby birds barely able to fly & now they soar home as eagles. Great job Kjell and Kimiya!

[karate king @_karate_king]

@melissawhitted that's love

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT THE CLUB CAN WAIT WHERE ARE THE CHICKEN STRIPS

[karate king @_karate_king]

@PokeKellz that makes sense, but unfortunately logic doesn't win a political argument; the winner is whoever is loudest.

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@jpeazyy I wish homework would stop interrupting my Food Network time.