☽karissa☆

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[☽karissa☆ @_karissaxl]

you lost me at "i don't listen to @partynextdoor "

[judgy eyes @realityvonteas]

Work like Vicki. Love yourself like Lisa Barlow. Spend like Dorit. Spiral like Shannon. Disengage like Meredith. Vacation like Ramona. Stir the pot like Tamra. Hold a grudge like Lisa Vanderpump. Live your own truth like Teresa.

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

straight out from a ghibli film

[ياسَمين @sunbird79]

الدنيا مليانة مشاهد رقيقة و جميلة رغم كل القبح و القسوة

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

weeping willows might just be the most beautiful trees in existence

[✰ @slowwlifee]

fyodor dostoevsky once wrote “i want to talk about everything with at least one person the way I talk about things with myself”

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

You know who else was childfree? That’s right. Jesus Christ

[♱ @ambrielrm]

honestly, girls just need to start pulling up to lunch or dinner and settle their differences like the real housewives.

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

you look like you work from home (derogatory)

[𝑓𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑎 @dreamyflowerrs]

Canterbury Bells

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

[River @subhashaam_]

not now babe i am v busy contributing nothing in these back to back nonsense meetings

[christian @ch_risco]

Fool me thrice bro? You little rascal

[cee @1ovesickkk]

“i love your personality” thanks! its pieces of everyone ive ever loved and lost

[fran @galacticidiots]

We are all made of the same fabric as the stars and if they’re romantic and whimsical we should also be romantic and whimsical. Because the universe said so.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

The best sex of your life will be with a girl who hates you to your core but thinks you’re attractive.