fleetwood mac & cheese

it’s 7:15, I’m missing the wheel

[fleetwood mac & cheese @_kassander]

haven’t had an original thought in days just iced coffee

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

When you touch a cat's ear, it feels like you are touching the petal of a rose. I think God may have made them from the same material. It is all very beautiful

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[erika @yeeeerika]

they should make a grocery store exclusively for people with spatial awareness

[Magills @magills_]

Gonna start spelling all lunch meats like Türkiye. Sâlamî. Röast Bęęf. Boloğnà. Hæm.

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

mondays aren’t so hard once u cannot tell days apart from each other

[narsa.🪺 @rathor7_]

Why aren't Football teams trying this technique to score easier goals.. Are they stupid?

[Mrs. Holly Fox-Klaufeld 🦊💖 @_Holly_Fox]

accidentally said I was "skittish" in a teams chat at work and realized that word is typically only used for animals

[ＷＥＴ ＡＲＭＡＤＩＬＬＯ @BauceSauce]

tween daughter has wanted to go to applebees since seeing it on some survivor seasons we watched so for her birthday I took her to the one by the mall, it was us a few barflies & a guy in full juggalo fit with his family i couldn't have asked for a more perfect experience

[Shane @shaneferro]

I too am enjoying Hunter Biden being a great poster, but some people are a little too surprised that the son of a President is smart, well-informed, and good at communicating, as if they think addiction only happens to idiots

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[mary @theoceanblooms]

my issue with these tricks is I don’t want to live my life feeling like I’m about to die the entire time and that seems to be the goal of a lot of them

[Rachel @damnedewe]

People that peaked in high school is a topic that has been talked about to death. People that peaked in camp or as camp counselors is a topic that warrants more discussion

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

lets do something crazy like forgive ourselves

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

The Get Away as far as you Can from your own mind challenge

[redacted @aquariusdays]

no alcohol in my flask this is miso soup

[hera @shiningdaisies]

if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel