Katelyn Valentine ॐ

New York. 29. Lady Nomad. $katelynvalentine3

[Katelyn Valentine ॐ @_katelynvd]

you think I’ll ever find someone romantically who is as committed to being chaotic as they are to being in love and a good person?

[Katelyn Valentine ॐ @_katelynvd]

is the weather warmer or is this a manic episode? I guess we will figure that once I get my period. this body is not a temple.

[Katelyn Valentine ॐ @_katelynvd]

everyday I feel like the chubbiest girl in the world

[Katelyn Valentine ॐ @_katelynvd]

new coworker at the fancy gig told me I was giving “Train Spotting” vibes out front while I was smoking a cig

[Katelyn Valentine ॐ @_katelynvd]

I look younger than her, I act the exact same in relationships, I spend too much money on clothes, and guess what? smoke the same amount of cigs. I have 6 seasons to look forward to.

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sex and the city has always been my comfort show but rewatching it as I’m about to turn 32, the age Carrie is when the series starts, hits a whole world of different

[$ @jxtsummer]

you literally just have to get really good at continuing

[Katelyn Valentine ॐ @_katelynvd]

once again mad that I don’t have bigger titties but I guess it’s okay

[໊ @wynavira]

oopsies lost myself for about six years there

[Katelyn Valentine ॐ @_katelynvd]

walking round the subways in the middle of the night wishing we all had a cigarette in our hands

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working fine dining service again: this clown has a gun

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Things that don’t piss me off;
not a single thing my two cats are on their worst behavior they’re predicting the war the way they knew the earthquake was happenings before I did life is insane

[Katelyn Valentine ॐ @_katelynvd]

things that are bringing me joy:
Cigarettes

[Katelyn Valentine ॐ @_katelynvd]

normies get sober at 29 and then marry a fatty and act all regular for the rest of their lives like they actually did something fucking grow up

[Katelyn Valentine ॐ @_katelynvd]

im pretty sure if someone hand fed me mozzarella sticks that are warm with marinara sauce that’s also warm I would be healed

[Katelyn Valentine ॐ @_katelynvd]

yall just fuck off I still have my hand

[Katelyn Valentine ॐ @_katelynvd]

there’s a word that’s not degloving that explains what I did but I did just rip the skin off my hand like veins and tendons visible. I did deglove my hand tho

[Katelyn Valentine ॐ @_katelynvd]

mamdani and his wife came to bowl with a group of friends tonight at gutter and he didn’t wanna take a group photo with the staff :( i respect it tho

[Katelyn Valentine ॐ @_katelynvd]

everyone hates my anorexic tendencies but have you ever dated an orthorexic ?

[🦢 @meishato]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made