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[katie @_katemerc]

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[katie @_katemerc]

like whatever not sure why you care who people are loving and screwing, but if you’re gonna be hateful in a way that’s not like Jesus- don’t post about Jesus boo. he don’t ride for you like that when you have hate in your heart !

[katie @_katemerc]

like “here’s todays bible recap about loving your neighbor except when they’re gay 🫶🏻”

[katie @_katemerc]

it’s always the girlies that post about the bible 24/7 who heart react their husbands homophobic facebook posts

[katie @_katemerc]

@pissboymcgee I just know he practiced in the mirror at home before this

[katie @_katemerc]

I never buy from shein but I will admit that one of my guilty pleasures is scrolling and adding shit to my cart right before bed. Like why do I have 99+ items in my cart 💀

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

An uncomfortably large number of people who have kids shouldn’t have them and treat popping them out like a fun little side quest they do to make cute babies they can play dress up with, while having no actual regard for the deeply important aspects of parenthood. Kids aren’t an accessory, they are a human being whose entire life will be deeply impacted by how YOU parent them. We pussy foot around telling people they shouldn’t have kids because it’s controversial but if we were more bold we’d have less mentally fucked up humans in this world. So I’ll tell you.

[katie @_katemerc]

no bc why are people so mad about taylor swift going to football games like why is that ruining grown ass men’s days lmfaoooo

[katie @_katemerc]

I know I’m old bc my instagram switched to light mode and I can not fucking figure out how to switch it back

[katie @_katemerc]

I swear if my kid doesn’t stop fighting his *maybe* one nap a day !!!! we gonna start throwing hands

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

I really need everyone to take a fucking beat and think about how incredibly young 16 years old is.

[sophie 🌛 @cowboylikebug]

when you're mean to me in september and october this is who you're being mean to, btw

[Grace @gracecamille_]

i HATE when someone is a fraternal twin bc it is so obvious that one of them got more nutrients in the womb and what… I’m supposed to not notice that ????

[trish @ultragloss]

i cant deal with seeing hozier talk about the 10 year anniversary of take me to church and the neighbourhood talk about the 10 year anniversary of sweater weather and arctic monkeys talk about the 10 year anniversary of AM within one week. what do you MEAN its been a DECADE

[katie @_katemerc]

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[Des @dandysm0tt]

I hate when a man is a loser and you can tell nobody has ever told him he’s a loser

[katie @_katemerc]

@ziiiggystardust cuntry girl I luhhh u