Kate Black

Child wrangler by day. Stage manager by night. Superhero all the time. Professional fangirl. Bibliophile.

[Kate Black @_katetastic_]

A week at home in a virtual training really confirms that these kittens are just mischief incarnate

[Kate Black @_katetastic_]

Yeah. I painted my nails because it looked like I dug myself out of my own grave #shitjensays

[Kate Black @_katetastic_]

I mean my workplace doesn’t give me orgasms #shitjensays

[Kate Black @_katetastic_]

@ummmcolleen It takes a L O N G time to there, but I loved it!

[Kate Black @_katetastic_]

@ummmcolleen Living for these updates! Such a good series!

[Kate Black @_katetastic_]

I mean maybe I’m a prutabaga but like

#shitjensays

[Rebecca Black @MsRebeccaBlack]

can’t wait to see how the girlies bring this 2009 trend back

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Oh good, an email from every single store or website I've ever bought something from.

[Kate Black @_katetastic_]

At least he didn’t go the Dahmer route #shitjensays

[Kate Black @_katetastic_]

Sometimes you watch an episode of a tv show that one of your middle school students watches so you can talk about it in writing. And then regret it immediately.

[Kate Black @_katetastic_]

I will literally never be as invested in Broadway as I am in this very moment catching up on all the Funny Girl drama on TikTok after camp.

[Kate Black @_katetastic_]

This whole thread. This is it.

[Kate Black @_katetastic_]

I was doing important things like finding out if frogs blink while you were gone. #shitjensays

[Kate Black @_katetastic_]

I told myself I would never watch another school board meeting. Today I am watching to see what we decide about masks for tomorrow.

Now I remember why I said I would never watch another one of these. This is anarchy.

[Kate Black @_katetastic_]

While donuts will never make up for the amount of unsafe snowy commutes, I’ll never be mad when they are a peace offering from admin.

[Kate Black @_katetastic_]

@ummmcolleen Both the elementary school I work at and my grad school are basically like “we will never go back remote” so like good luck to us hope we don’t die.

[Kate Black @_katetastic_]

Finish a semester of grad school is a whole lot less exciting than undergrad ever was. Then I would party and sleep in. Now I do work for the second job and get up early for the first.

[Kate Black @_katetastic_]

I have punched a bug in the face and killed it before. #shitjensays

[Kate Black @_katetastic_]

I accidentally scoffed out loud at that guy. #shitjensays

[Casey Feigh @caseyfeigh]

My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.”