kate

[kate @_katewitt]

PSA of the day: guys that don’t eat pussy are pussies themselves.

I dont make the rules. Byee

[kate @_katewitt]

The things I would do for a good slice of Key Lime pie.

[kate @_katewitt]

@JCKAH 😂 Your child:

[kate @_katewitt]

I left my house to go into town just for some lady to say to me, “man, you look like how I feel right now. You must be sick. Just run along and get you some chicken soup and some sprite.”

No, I feel fine. But thank you for the compliment. I love that for me.

[kate @_katewitt]

Lmao I think of this episode often.

[kate @_katewitt]

I just want a bunch of mashed potatoes from @culvers

[kate @_katewitt]

This scene is worth seeing the movie for all in itself.

[kate @_katewitt]

You can never have enough candles or blankets.

Crawling into bed after a long day with fresh linens, a plethora of blankets and comforting scents filling the room is a MOOD

[kate @_katewitt]

Sometimes I really prefer cold(er), dreary weather than your typical envisionment of “fall weather”

[kate @_katewitt]

I went to see a new doctor today.
Of course, he ends up being gorgeous.
He asks me if I want a flu shot.
*me, not believing in flu shots*
Yes, I’ll get a flu shot.

I’m such a sell out.

[kate @_katewitt]

Going on 3 days no sleep.
How does one shut off a racing mind?

[kate @_katewitt]

@rye_bnsn Your lighter hair was made for you 😍

[kate @_katewitt]

I envy those who wake up every morning and can see everything clearly.
Going to the eye doctor is just a huge guessing game at this point. I dont know the answer, but I’m hoping it’s right.

[kate @_katewitt]

I am spiraling down a rabbit hole of watching cringey tik tok compilations. Secondhand embarrassment is alive and well.

[kate @_katewitt]

A week ago, my pharmacy told me my insurance wasn’t going to cover a certain medication. Full cost was nearly $500. Today, I picked up that prescription after arguing with my insurance company for $1.25.

Someone explain this bullshit. FROM $500 TO A DOLLAR & TWENTY-FIVE CENTS!

[kate @_katewitt]

I love you bitch @alishaemert

[kate @_katewitt]

@TJoconrad I’m proud of you too, Trish. Life can be rough, but you are beautiful on the inside and out. You can make it through anything.

[kate @_katewitt]

@crizaura That sounds like a lot of fun, actually! Have a blast 💛

[kate @_katewitt]

Fly high, Eddie Money 💛