K.

It doesn’t matter

[. @inthegraveyardd]

Sorry boss. I gotta bounce early today cus I’m Mexican.

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

when you've had 3 hours of sleep and people keep asking questions at work

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

When you've already given your all and it's only Tuesday

[𝒻𝓁ℴ. @scarlettwants]

pets are such life savers. sometimes all you really need is a little guy that follows you around

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

went to the grocery store yesterday, going to the grocery store today, probably gonna go to the grocery store tomorrow

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

Meet Punch — a macaque from a Japanese zoo with a difficult story

His mother abandoned him, and the caretakers raised him by hand. Later, he was moved into an enclosure with other monkeys, but he struggled to integrate into the group.

To give him some comfort, staff gave Punch a toy to replace his mother — and now he carries it everywhere.

After a viral video, visitors began coming specifically to see him, but he still plays alone, holding his plush “mom” close to his chest.

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

[zoë @zoveeo]

what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Trey Yesavage had 14 major league innings under his belt coming into October

Tonight in Game 5 of the World Series he has ELEVEN Strikeouts vs the Dodgers lineup

[MLB @MLB]

An unbelievable performance on the mound from Brandon Pfaadt! 👏

[m @msnetik]

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things

[megan @chismosavirus]

how it feels to tell people im getting pho after work cuz its raining

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

Corbin Barrels strikes again 😤

[earth sprite @_miasierra]

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago

[Ass Tat Guy (Big 12 Champion) @garkmallemore]

There’s some 23 year old kid working in ticket sales for the Mavs that’s gotta have the worst Sunday Scaries of his life right now. Imagine having to go into work tomorrow and make cold calls to sell Mavs tickets…

[Logan🌵 @phxlogan]

One final goodbye to the ultimate Dodger killer…

Here’s every Christian Walker home run vs. the Dodgers

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

just 2 dudes in 2003 not realizing they just made one of the best songs ever https://t.co/p4Z4C9jjZt