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[kj @_katjacoby]

there are two very important things u need as an adult. ur passport and a pair of heelys.

[karina˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @karina_core]

texts of two girls who will never see each other again

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

they shiuld sell a beer with 1 cigarette attached the way a straw is attached to a juice box

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"people you may know" & it's someone i would set on fire

[kj @_katjacoby]

imagine waiting over a year for me to break up with my bf and when u finally got to fuck him he still didn’t love you back so you called me 7 months later from a *67 to cry about it? do u feel better? would you like to personally suck my clit next?

[clitorious @clitamorphosis]

i got my period during the blood moon that means i have super powers & i will use them for evil only

[swiss bae 🇨🇩 @thekonyjen]

stop selling 2 piece sets separate u greedy bastards

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Give whoever wrote this a raise.

[Danny Conrad @DannyJConrad]

“Certified lover boy? Certified PEDOPHILE!”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😮

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It was astonishing how insanely hard legacy media tried to cancel me for saying “my heart goes out to you” and moving my hand from my heart to the audience.

In the end, this deception will just be another nail in the coffin of legacy media.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

So let me just get this straight...

President Trump is sending the Army Corps of Engineers BACK to Western North Carolina to help us fix ALL the roads and bridges ...

...SO CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY DIDN'T BIDEN DO THIS FOR US ANY TIME IN THE PAST 4 MONTHS?!!!!!!!

[Matt Turck @mattturck]

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

wintertime!!!

[Jaster @mareel_jaster]

Get the interior designers back on cocaine please

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

Never forget what they took from us

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

[kj @_katjacoby]

@_itsjettjett pretty sure i left my wine at ur house

[kj @_katjacoby]

i forgot how to flirt i need a fuckboy as a tutor fr