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yellow wingback armchair from ikea

[KK @_katkent]

I JUST SPENT THREE HOURS ON A PLANE ONE ROW BEHIND FIRST CLASS WATCHING A MAN POLITELY DECLINE EVERY FIRST CLASS AMENITY I AM ABOUT TO LOSE IT

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Friendly reminder that Pride isn't about turning your straight kids into gay kids. It's about not turning gay kids into dead kids.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Glorification? There was zero glory in my addiction. It was truly the most excruciatingly humiliating and degrading experience you could possibly imagine. I wanted to commit suicide almost daliy, but didn’t have the courage for even that. Instead I’d reach for the pipe or the bottle. The cowards way out. The guilt. The shame. The hurt. The absolute misery of it. Yet here I am. And I am not alone. There are millions upon millions of us. We don’t all agree on politics or people or who we root for on Sunday. But we all have the shared experience of walking through that fire and surviving. I chose to live. That’s not a joke.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

[Trick Forever @khiazmos]

I like Hunter Biden because he isn’t one of those guys that gets sober and then pretends being a degenerate isn’t insanely fun

[Evan McGarvey @evanmcgarvey]

During his divorce, Jack Welch’s first wife busted out decades of dinner invitations, seating charts, and correspondence to prove that he could not have written to the top of the corporate world without her meticulous cultivation of relationships among the elite

[Cottage Wife @acottagemouse]

“Cook like your grandma!”

Meanwhile, our grandma’s recipes are like:

Mix crisco with ritz crackers, a cup of sugar, & a few drops of food coloring, then bake in a jello mold with processed cheese product. Top with mayonnaise or miracle whip, for the health conscious

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Being in your thirties is fun because you might not have The Problem yet, but you have a pretty good feeling about what The Problem is going to be

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

I refuse to let AI take away the hard earned joy of failing to write for 4 hours, going for a little walk, then failing to write for another 4 hours.

[KK @_katkent]

If you were me where would you stash vacuum attachments

[Rob Miles @robertskmiles]

A lot of people are playing a character they don't enjoy, and they think they're stuck that way forever because switching characters would be out of character

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

Never in my entire life have I actually sent an email at 8:00 AM. If you receive an email from me at 8:00 AM you can rest absolutely assured that I schedule sent that mess at like 1:27 in the morning.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“How petty are you?”

2021-11-24 23:32 GMT-5: A man on this app condescendingly & unseriously told me to check back with him in 5 years how an opinion of mine would withstand the test of time. I penciled it into my calendar and have lain in wait. The day of reckoning approaches.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

all of us are selective sinners. we choose the sins we are comfortable with, and judge others that commit the ones we’re not comfortable with.

[mary @elaine_stritch]

getting the girls together to complete the checklist

[Menace ² Society @kingtrelll]

my coworkers talking bout they spending the 4th on Lake Lanier…..so if you looking for a job we’ll be hiring soon

[meeka @MeekyBlinders]

"whats your ETA?" do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive

[KK @_katkent]

@EliMcCann I love this

[blue @bluewmist]

i saw an article called "make peace with your unlived life" and it really made me stop and think. so much of our lives is mourning for what we didn't become. It's a waste. we didn't waste any opportunities. what came and went was not meant for us.