Kelly Aufhammer

Stare at Jesus.

[Kelly Aufhammer @_kaufhammer]

@courtneylane2 @MattiGresham Clearly MEateuas

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

a human is at the door with a package. i know i’m supposed to bork around. perhaps even cause a rumpus. but they’re just doing their job. and i’m kind of tired. so i’ll just wiggle a bit. and smile through the window. to thank them for the gift

[Kelly Aufhammer @_kaufhammer]

@potterybarn I’ll email you, thanks Susan!

[Kelly Aufhammer @_kaufhammer]

Watching "Hoarders: Buried Alive" and I have no words..

[Kelly Aufhammer @_kaufhammer]

@stevepeteSD you'd be surprised

[Kelly Aufhammer @_kaufhammer]

You know you are a Seattleite when you sit outside for 2 minutes and get sunburnt. #sheddingmywintercoat

[Kelly Aufhammer @_kaufhammer]

I think I just got a third degree burn because I was wearing black pants on a sunny day. #butikindalikedit #warmth

[Kelly Aufhammer @_kaufhammer]

Oh why is that man watering the sidewa... Ohp no be is definitely peeing. #startingoffthedaystrong

[Kelly Aufhammer @_kaufhammer]

But why do we have wisdom teeth?

[Kelly Aufhammer @_kaufhammer]

Eating cereal. Have to go to the bathroom. Come back. Soggy cereal. #😭

[Kelly Aufhammer @_kaufhammer]

I would pay money to be able to listen to what is going on in a dog's mind.

[Kelly Aufhammer @_kaufhammer]

So if they are vegan donuts, that means they are good for you right...

[Kelly Aufhammer @_kaufhammer]

I go back and forth between wanting to buy everything at Pottery Barn and wanting to live inside Pottery Barn.

[Kelly Aufhammer @_kaufhammer]

Okay now who is the culprit for signing me up for http://t.co/MUSDeZZdPJ ..... #alreadyawifey

[Tim Keller Wisdom @DailyKeller]

“The call of God doesn't come to the qualified. It qualifies you because it has come.”

[Kelly Aufhammer @_kaufhammer]

@courtneylane2 looks great. Teach me your ways #greenthumb

[Kelly Aufhammer @_kaufhammer]

@Rycerroni me. too.

[Kelly Aufhammer @_kaufhammer]

Okay who subscribed me to Men's Health Magazine....

[Kelly Aufhammer @_kaufhammer]

Pouring rain this morning. Sweating in the sun this afternoon. #seattlespring

[Kelly Aufhammer @_kaufhammer]

Even though it's a rainy day, @Starbucks barista didn't have to be so rude. Especially when I was getting my birthday drank! #debbiedowner