Cala for Real🌹

👑 I Fvck with ArsenalFC❤️❤️

[Cala for Real🌹 @_Kay4real]

@ireneey___ @idayatjinadu_ It’s funny how most of you are assuming they haven’t ready the book as well. I agree, wrap it up

[Cala for Real🌹 @_Kay4real]

@ZiloAbu Go tell her nau Abi?

[Cala for Real🌹 @_Kay4real]

This Unai Emery revisionism every time they have a purple patch🤦🏽‍♀️
If you are that confident, employ him as your coach and let Arsenal breathe.🤨
We lived the era, you can’t gaslight us

[Gary Smith Jnr @GarySmithJnr]

Absolute nonsense @piersmorgan

If Emery would have been given the backing and time Arteta had been, he’d have won far more than one PL.

If you’d have put Arteta in charge of us after Gerrard, we wouldn’t be anywhere near the team we are now.

[Cala for Real🌹 @_Kay4real]

@ZiloAbu ‘Very good friend’😏

[Equipe de France ⭐⭐ @equipedefrance]

William Saliba se classe à la 29e place du #BallonDor ! 🇫🇷✨

[Cala for Real🌹 @_Kay4real]

You’re rage baiting atp

[IfeoluwaO @SikhGan]

Na so😂

The Idobalẹ rites is not a demand from a non-Yorùbá bride.

Rather it is a demand by Groom's Yorùbá Culture belief that Idobalẹ is part of d marriage ceremony protocols that MUST be performed

BEFORE he can legitimately perform d final "Gbé Ìyàwó" rite from her family

[Cala for Real🌹 @_Kay4real]

Many of you have the fantasy of ‘bed of roses’ type of love.
That’s the reason you’ll be echoing ‘for richer and for richer’ during vows
So delusional

[Cala for Real🌹 @_Kay4real]

What if their love was the ‘against all odds’ type as that of the book?
Why are we even debating how people choose to tell their own story?
It might even be a case of ‘choosing to die instead of living without the other person’? So many themes to explore.

[Cala for Real🌹 @_Kay4real]

What if their love was the ‘against all odds’ type as that of the book?
Why are we even debating how people choose to tell their own story?
It might even be a case of ‘choosing to die instead of living without the other person’? So many themes to explore.

[Mami Wata @VillageGirl___]

I agree with PoliticalBaby. Romeo and Juliet is too macabre for a wedding theme. Even with "selective antonomasia", asking people to ignore ≈90% of the source material is too big an ask. There’s a reason it’s rare in weddings. All she had to do was be sane about her commentary.

[Cala for Real🌹 @_Kay4real]

@Modheemofficial Oya nau🤭

[Cala for Real🌹 @_Kay4real]

@Modheemofficial Can’t be the one I’ve been watching at Arsenal since the season started.

[Cala for Real🌹 @_Kay4real]

Even this one that fools on the timeline for fun🤭

[Oluwafunmilayo🌸 @Funksmama]

She was right, you are indeed weird...

[Cala for Real🌹 @_Kay4real]

@dice_uche Oh I see, your feelings are valid👍

[Cala for Real🌹 @_Kay4real]

What’s this performative nonsense?

[dice. @dice_uche]

you’re a sick person, this is a man that was battling with colon cancer whilst he was acting several movies. have a heart.

[Cala for Real🌹 @_Kay4real]

This is the weird shit you people want to be doing, masquerading as care for the sick child. Nonsense

[Off The Record @freemind1759]

Get him out of my club immediately 🤬

[Cala for Real🌹 @_Kay4real]

‘Stupid story’😭 I bet she loves ‘Almost all the men in Lagos are Mad’ and other folktales

[My breasts belong to Matt Murdock🐯💜 @UduakNabasi]

In all of this, I think Remoe and Juliet is a stupid story
Same way I feel about great gatsby
But allow people interpret it as romance omg
Wetin concern you😭😭😭😭

[Sylvia Nenye. @Sylvianenyee]

The ‘olodo uprising’ joke was always going to end here. It’s no longer about encouraging people to do better or simply correcting and moving on. Now, it’s just outright contempt for people the ‘enlightened’ have branded as olodos.

[Homo Deus @La_j0lz]

When it rains, Lagosians still pour refuse into the gutters so that rain can “carry it away”.

I thought we were more civilized o

[Cala for Real🌹 @_Kay4real]

You couldn’t be farther from the truth.
The reason a Yoruba man or non-Yoruba man must prostrates at the wedding is because that’s what is expected of a groom marrying a Yoruba bride. So it is gender specific; in this case, the bride.

[IfeoluwaO @SikhGan]

These føølish gender agenda narratives sha😂

Bcuz it is a Yorùbá Man & his family/lineage who are performing the "Gbígbé Ìyàwó" rites that makes the entire ceremony named Ìgbéyàwó in the 1st place‼️

It is part & parcel of the protocols of doing such rites in d Yorùbá Worldview

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

nothing worse than a failed nap attempt and you’re running out time.