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[Ibeh @masurge7]

Ministry of Health gets N36m for the health of 250 million people.

Fake agency to get N1.3bn.

But Relax, Tinubu is fixing Nigeria 👍

[Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮 @AfamDeluxo]

Nigerians like you will visit countries like America, enjoy all the little things that make life easier and society function better, then fly back home to support Bola Tinubu. And you expect me to believe that isn’t a form of mental illness?

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

They don't listen to experts that went to school. That is why they are asking us to fry akara and kulikuli to be stupid as they are.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Some ladies are demanding hugs and kisses from their men, and melting into their arms during painful periods. Others are offering mood swing and disrespect to their men and expecting them to understand.

Guess which one they tried convincing you is women's nature? 😊

[PortHarcourt Sailor @GodsgreatG]

Let me tell you what Tinubu wants to do.

They’ll just collect the data and present it as a KPI, key performance indicator, to prove the Nigerian economy is growing and MSMEs are booming. Meanwhile, in reality, those exact same businesses are suffocating.

You all think these politicians are daft abi? You’re literally handing them the tools to use against you.

[ɠɧıʂɧ @rirokpik]

When your entire history was written by your enslavers and brutal colonizers, be open to learn, unlearn, and relearn.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

The woman selling akara is not praying for her kids to take over the business. She wants to give her child an education that helps him compete in this world.

It is one thing to be overtly stupid. It is another to be heartless.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

You people are too wicked. The life you don't wish for your children is what you wish for other people's kids.

Where does it end? Dont you have conscience?

[David @Justtdavid_]

the way life continues after someone dies is one of the most humbling and frightening realities.

[Hon Henry Shield @HonShield]

An Oil Producing Nation should not be discussing Kuli-kuli and Akara as a means of survival.

[Tone 777 @7oneLaflare]

Moving gotta be top 2 worst adult responsibilities ever

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Once you have money, you can do no wrong in Nigerians’ eyes

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Airports should have a post office so that you can mail things home instead of throwing them away

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Women assume every guys intention towards them is sexual until it’s a new male friend while they’re in a relationship.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

People who have done you wrong will always think your posts are about them.

[watergun @terseerIsHIM]

all these mountains to climb will i everest?

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I rebuke stagnation, I move forward.

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

The Nigerian government has done something impressive.

They have convinced millions of people that struggling to eat, struggling to pay rent and struggling to survive is a personal failure instead of an economic one.

That's genius.

[ajay @1meajay]

you don't have to respect me, don't just disrespect me.

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

I finally understand what Machiavelli meant when he said, “Never play fair in a game where others cheat.” It doesn’t mean become evil. It means stop being naive. Stop bringing honesty to people who study manipulation, stop giving access to people who weaponize closeness, and stop expecting clean hands from people who already showed you they’ll throw dirt. Sometimes wisdom is not revenge. Sometimes wisdom is learning the rules of the room before the room uses your goodness against you.