Kara

🍓 she/they

[Puck @Puckmeat]

Trans Vampire: "this is me 1000 years on T"

[Kara @_kaypro]

sometimes french fries hurt my dog’s tummy but he looked so cute so I gave him a few yesterday and then this morning he projectile vomited in the car so that’s on me I guess

[Kara @_kaypro]

not everything can be a sign of autism you guys like I think it’s pretty normal to not like it when your hands are sticky

[Kara @_kaypro]

just remembered how hard I laughed when I saw bridesmaids in theaters and rebel wilson said “at first I didn’t know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book”

[h ❀ @AY0DAYA]

her bob is so incredibly fab i'm obsessed

[Kara @_kaypro]

every week I learn something horrifying about humanity. for example this week I learned there are adults who regularly drink chocolate milk???

[Kara @_kaypro]

cannot believe how they’re pronouncing capsule on gbbo

[Kara @_kaypro]

oh my goddddd I miss looking at other peoples phones on the subway so badddd

[Groby @groby5000000]

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

[paul @paulswhtn]

We need Knives Out All Stars

[Kara @_kaypro]

ever since covid I’ve been like “nothing disappoints or surprises me anymore” but every now and then something really disappoints or surprises me and I deal with it flawlessly, of course

[Kara @_kaypro]

and it blows to be accused of being money hungry when I’m now not getting paid bc they couldn’t bother to be an adult and cancel their own appointment, and after taxes I’m only getting about $10 of the $25 fee they now have to pay. so.

[Kara @_kaypro]

sometimes it really blows having a job where I routinely have to tell fully grown adults they’re going to be charged a fee for forgetting their appointment which they got a text about when it was scheduled, 3 days beforehand, and on the morning of

[Radical Graffiti @GraffitiRadical]

"Your AirBnB was my home"
Seen in Barcelona

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

yall wanna be dykes so bad

[Kara @_kaypro]

just received the first rsvp for my lesbian wedding and it was from….. a lesbian couple. likely thing for them to do

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I love being a bridesmaid I feel like what I imagine Cinderella’s mice feel