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A British spy goes undercover in America and tries to infiltrate the political ranks...

To get into politics, he has to pass an oral exam.

Examiner: When did the USA gain independence?

Spy: July 4, 1776

Good. How many continents are there?

- Easy peasy, seven.

Damn, you're good. Which continent is Turkey in?

- Technically, Turkey is in two continents; Asia and Europe, since some parts of-

*gets cut off*

-Woah, you know your geography. Let's do some history now.

Examiner: Who first discovered America?

Spy: Most people think Christopher Colombus did, but actually Leif Erikson first discovered the lands of our blessed country, America.

Who was the first President of the United States?

- Peyton Randolph. George Washington was the country's first *elected* president. But he was by no means the country's first president.

At this point, the examiner realised this dude was a spy, because an actual American doesn't know shit.

[The Jaipur Dialogues @JaipurDialogues]

2024 NEET Paper Leak

2026 NEET Paper Leak

UGC Rules Debacle

The Most Incompetent Minister and Ministry of Modi Ji’s Government needs total Overhaul

RT if you Agree!

[Priyanka Chaturvedi🇮🇳 @priyankac19]

Coming soon in other states too. Bajao thali aur taali.

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Imagine having the privilege of just appearing in an exam and becoming a doctor just because political parties want to stay in power

[Kate Shemirani @KateShemirani]

Anyone considering letting their daughters or sons have this should watch the amazing Joan Shenton ‘s documentary. You can find this here

https://t.co/QOBNgH2sWb

[रुद्रभक्त @Rudrabhakt_JB]

ये वीडियो उनके लिए है जो कहते हैं कि जनरल कैटेगरी के वोट का बीजेपी पर कोई असर नहीं पड़ता… 👇

देश में 80% हिंदू — SC, ST, OBC और जनरल मिलाकर।

लेकिन जनरल/अपर कास्ट हिंदू हमेशा से बीजेपी का सबसे मजबूत वोट बैंक रहे हैं।

राम मंदिर, आर्टिकल 370, CAA, कश्मीरी पंडित, एंटी कन्वर्ज़न जैसे मुद्दों पर हिंदू एकजुट हुए…
और बीजेपी दुनिया की सबसे बड़ी पार्टी बनी।

अब रिजर्वेशन, कोटा और UGC जैसे फैसलों से हिंदू को ही हिंदू से जाति के आधार पर बांटा जा रहा है!

जिस आरक्षण को बाबा साहेब ने सामाजिक न्याय के लिए बनाया था, उसे पहले कांग्रेस और अब बीजेपी राजनीतिक हथियार बना रही है?

सबसे ज़्यादा असर जनरल कैटेगरी और अपर कास्ट हिंदुओं पर हो रहा हैं!!👇👇

[Atul Kumar Mishra @TheAtulMishra]

Gov: "Indian youth must stop making 10-minute delivery apps and innovate in Deep Tech!"

Also Gov: General Category students are default suspects, no safeguards against false complaints.

Students: "Okay, we're taking our 'Deep Tech' brains to Europe/US."

Gov: "Why is there a Brain Drain? Truly a mystery. 🤡

[Garvit Sethi @garvit_sethii]

Dear BJP,
The General Category is watching.

Your UGC notification functions like a selective SC/ST–OBC Act, where only General Category males are presumed guilty while others are protected by design.

This is not social justice. This is institutional bias, sold under the cover of ideology.

Dear GCs,
Stop taking Hindutva ka churan while they are playing with the lives of GC youth.

Never forget. Never forgive.

[Mama Meme Sena @mamamemesena]

No regret.
No repentance.
No sorrow.
No grief.

#ShauryaDiwas

[Mohan Sinha 🇮🇳 @Mohansinha]

Then Jesus must have been born in a cave in Besant Nagar not Bethlehem.

[Spydoremon @priyansh_who]

Bhagwan ki bhi seat le li🙏😭

[Namita Balyan @NamitaBalyan]

At the stroke of the midnight hour, when the librandus weep, Real India will stay awake to burst some more crackers.
✨️🧨💣🪔💥🙏🏻

[Idc🎳🇦🇷. @dudeitsokay]

we saved 10 kids from getting rabies, fellas.

[Ach. Ankur Arya Official @AchAnkurArya]

बस आपको इनकी देशभक्ति पर शक नहीं करना है... और ना ये पूछना है कि वो देशभक्ति है किस देश के प्रति।
बाकी तो देश में भाईचारा सोडा लहसुन सब मस्त चल ही रहा है। सब चंगा सी।

[Anand Ranganathan @ARanganathan72]

Dear Hon'ble Members of Parliament. It is better to be a hero who is forgotten than to be a coward who is remembered. Do not be cowards. Do the right thing. Do not amend the Waqf Act. Abrogate it.

Text of my letter to the Waqf Joint Parliamentary Committee:

From: Anand Ranganathan
To: <[email protected]>

Dear Hon'ble Members of Parliament,

Unjust, discriminatory, draconian acts are not amended, they are abrogated. Do not amend the Waqf Act; abrogate it.

World over, disputes over property are settled using existing laws that are community and religion-agnostic. Why should a particular religious community be armed with another set of laws, those that are patently discriminatory towards members of the other community, as a primary instrument of defence or, indeed, offence? Is there a Hindu equivalent of the Waqf Act? Promulgate one in the interest of equality, then. Let those who want continuation of the Waqf Act watch as Hindus lay claim to thousands of mosques and Muslim villages and enjoy the privilege of the disputes being addressed primarily not through the courts but via the clauses and strictures of Hindu equivalent of the Waqf Act.

Amending the Waqf Act is akin to chopping the head of a hydra. This is because, while you might have removed a few discriminatory and draconian clauses from the Act, a vast majority of them remain untouched - Sections 28, 8, 101, 54, to name a few.

I refuse to suggest amendments to the Waqf Act. I demand its abrogation.

The Waqf is a parallel government being run by the State. In its board, it has its own legislature; in its surveyor it has its own executive; and in its tribunal it has its own judiciary. If India is to be saved from becoming an Islamic republic, the Waqf board shouldn’t just be amended, it should be abrogated.

It is better to be a hero who is forgotten than to be a coward who is remembered. Do not be cowards. Do the right thing.

Sincerely,

Anand Ranganathan

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

Only a banana republic continues to waste taxpayer money on BASIC FOREIGN FIREARMS instead of investing in excellent firearms being produced by India’s private sector. Bankroll American companies instead of CREATING an INDIAN firearms major. 👏🏽🍌🇮🇳

[kbk @_kbkulkarni]

@BJP4India Power mai ho kar bhi hata nhi pa re ho, tum meme banate reh jaoge

[Anuradha Tiwari @talk2anuradha]

Is hatred against Brahmins uniting Hindus?
Is Reservation uniting Hindus?
Is the Caste Census uniting Hindus?

But when Brahmins decide to take a stand for themselves, suddenly, Hindu unity is in danger.

[Based Monk 📢(#Unreserved) @thatindicmonk]

A Marathi Brahmin Instagram influencer innocently made a video of a trend where people talk about their own community.
What followed was a incredible display of hate, bigotry and lustful lecherous #BrahminHate comments towards Marathi Brahmin Girls. Read on to see. A Thread 🧵

[kbk @_kbkulkarni]

@IndianTechGuide Khatam tata bye bye