soup slut

My vibe is like, hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I’ll apologize to you.

[soup slut @_kc_dilla_]

Imagine being at an @AllTimeLow concert and @AlexGaskarth starts coughing and everyone starts singing dear Maria but he didn’t mean to and he’s actually choking on a chicken nugget and no one helps him I’d help you Alex

[soup slut @_kc_dilla_]

oh god i’m old #MyTwitterAnniversary

[soup slut @_kc_dilla_]

i just found the most 2009 tweet

[soup slut @_kc_dilla_]

my deepest darkest secret is paying snapchat 99¢ more than 2x to keep one of my streaks alive

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

mr. groundhog didn’t see his shadow early spring is coming!!!

[soup slut @_kc_dilla_]

happy friday im playing all too well 10 minute version at the bar!!!!!!

[soup slut @_kc_dilla_]

@bigtimerush i’ve already found 4 ticks on me can you guys come out soon

[@nycforabortion.bsky.social @nycforabortion]

We don’t need the NYPD at our clinics, EVER.

Imagine coming from out of state to get an abortion in NYC and being greeted by this swarm. Would that feel safe and welcoming to you?

[soup slut @_kc_dilla_]

no one bullies me more than my cat

[soup slut @_kc_dilla_]

i miss that car

[soup slut @_kc_dilla_]

i want to drive my 04 nissan altima forever

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Groceries too expensive? Just stop eating, you poors. Also don’t look at our price gouging record breaking profits.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Yes, the person making food at McDonalds should be able to afford rent and groceries with their paycheck.

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

[soup slut @_kc_dilla_]

no one prepares you for how depressing christmas can be as an adult

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

she started crying at the idea of gay people getting married but we are the snowflakes

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Kids Today Are Spoiled

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[prezoh @prezoh]

the goats of hating women and gay people

[soup slut @_kc_dilla_]

@codyko dude grain free pet food is bad!!!!!!

[soup slut @_kc_dilla_]

@bendaboo_ i was in for a surprise

[soup slut @_kc_dilla_]

i just transferred at jamaica by myself for the first time in my life and i’ve never been more proud of myself

[soup slut @_kc_dilla_]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 4 Aug 2009 (via @twi_age).