Kristen

I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.

[Kristen @_kcordz]

In case my brand wasn’t clear...

Trivia Host: “Does anyone even watch Grey’s Anatomy anymore?”

Me: “I do!”

Trivia Host: “So...one person in the bar.”

[Grace Segers @Grace_Segers]

Possibly the most historic national ice cream day we've ever had

[Kristen @_kcordz]

@paulanicole13 It was!! Felt in New York too!

[rozz @rozzheeg]

the whitest I have ever been in my entire life is right now, at the jonas brothers concert, watching - and I cannot stress this enough - jimmy fallon sing - truly could not emphasize further - Mr. Brightside

[Kristen @_kcordz]

Oscar nominated songwriter Mitski

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

haters will see your bug ass in a rug and say "He is not snug"

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Watching The Crown just shows you that you can be the queen of England or you can be the girl next door, we all got the same problems with men…stay safe

[Kristen @_kcordz]

Tbh a decade ago I made a deal with a witch to make my tweets witty & cool so @_RadioRaheem would dm me, the only catch being that if it worked & we eventually got together, Twitter would have to die. And like, I'm not saying this is my fault, but also...support your local coven.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

you know who could really make an entrance on the red carpet of a high society costume ball was Bronco Henry

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Looking Gilded Glamour right in the eye

[Kristen @_kcordz]

Sienna Miller spotted Cate Blanchetting at the VF Oscar party

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

you know who was not prepared for any of this was bronco henry

[Kristen @_kcordz]

@GlitzySky So sweet!

[Kristen @_kcordz]

Lamar looking at Todrick #CBBUS3

[Kristen @_kcordz]

Happy Oscar nominations morning to all who celebrate ✨💫

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I’m soooo close to responding to my texts I can feel it. Like if I haven’t replied in weeks I bet I’m going to soooo soon I’m positive

[Kristen @_kcordz]

MA drove her MAzda full of teens to get tested and said I will NOT let covid kill you ♥ before I do ♥

[Cher @cher]

Sorry I’ve Been Mia.I Don’t feel Quite Right When We Dont Talk,But sometimes There’s too much on my plate.

[Kristen @_kcordz]

I would literally puke on myself

[Kyle Buchanan @kylebuchanan]

At the NIGHTMARE ALLEY premiere, Cate Blanchett is presented in actual size

[m @msnetik]

Halloweentown Mom tricked so Jessica Chastain could treat