sushi mama

Owen’s mama, Matt’s wife, ER nurse.

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A year later I’m day shift.

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Doing 3p-3a today instead of 7p-7a and day shift is just not the ✨vibe✨

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Matt told me last night that our camera picked up ghost activity. He said it happened again tonight and I’m pissed.

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Matt being a dad makes my ovaries burn, bro. He is so, so good.

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I can’t believe tomorrow my baby becomes my toddler!!!!!!

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A preteen called my house aesthetic and that’s the only validation I needed to continue painting my entire house black.

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A dude told me I had man arms on Sunday and I literally cannot get over it. I should have challenged him to arm wrestle right then and there.

[sushi mama @_keatonpotatoes]

Doing 3p-3a today instead of 7p-7a and day shift is just not the ✨vibe✨

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It’s my bday and I work tonight but at least I’m not 9 month pregnant again this year.

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@rick_snip_ Vanessa on the reunion was unbearable.

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First birthday theme idea. Hole in One. Except not golf, but the movie Holes.

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These people really go on Love is Blind and embarrass themselves. But I’m here for it. Embarrass yourself, babygirl.

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The dogs love Owen. For every bite he takes he gives them the entire rest of his meal.

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Owen is dipping his quesadilla in his beans and it’s blowing my mind. Like how does he know how to do that?

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I love having a complete home gym in my basement because I can do literally whatever tf I want. Superset? Do it. 5 min rest? Okay. Selfie? Absolutely. Wear Beavis and Butthead PJ pants and crocs? Who’s gonna tell me I can’t.

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@shlbybby https://t.co/Xdgn3qGjJB

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Owen (8 months) is dining on a perfectly curated meal of protein, carbs, and unsaturated fats while mama (30 years) is having coffee with a little too much creamer in it.