lauren cary

i know every word of baby got back and that’s all i got

[lauren cary @_keepcalmCARYon]

Thinking about how long it would take to make a claymation stresses me out

[Hurricane Sandy @SANDYTHEHCANE]

YA'LL AIN'T SEEN SHIT YET.

[Chandler @_chandler_____]

Greatest player of all time and he’s fueled by Whataburger and Coors Light

[lauren cary @_keepcalmCARYon]

@ZannyEx Glittah to the rescue

[lauren cary @_keepcalmCARYon]

@dj_labrat My team, Fumbledore, came in 9th this year :’)

[kim @KimmyMonte]

sorry i commented “i’ve seen better” under a picture of your newborn

[lauren cary @_keepcalmCARYon]

@ZannyEx I’m losing my mind at this bitch

[lauren cary @_keepcalmCARYon]

“My carpal tunnel is going crazy right now I HAVE to get off solitaire.”
-@bigfatlesbian23

[“bitch from missies” @bigfatlesbian23]

I would get this for free

[Film Daze @filmdaze]

‘Barbie’ (2023)

[lauren cary @_keepcalmCARYon]

@MolliPoppinz

[Jojie :) @jxjie_]

absolutely no competition

[“bitch from missies” @bigfatlesbian23]

Might have a UTI, gonna have to load up on vodka crans 😔

[lauren cary @_keepcalmCARYon]

@jennuh_rice What…..the fuck

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ok guys here is a test

which one will see u later
and which one will see u in a while

[lauren cary @_keepcalmCARYon]

@ilanamama If I was your Uber driver I would have tipped you

[lauren cary @_keepcalmCARYon]

@ZannyEx Ma’am it was 3:57am when you tweeted this wtf

[lauren cary @_keepcalmCARYon]

@a_lil_groovy_ and I would be screwed if we couldn’t text in invisible ink

[“bitch from missies” @bigfatlesbian23]

These were my shit

[lauren cary @_keepcalmCARYon]

I love that we all share our Netflix and HBO passwords and stuff but can someone share their Microsoft 365 login with me please ya girl needs Word and PowerPoint