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every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

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Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

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@willthrill18 @ZachArgo Sample fries, boys.

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I got that WAP. Wasted Academic Potential

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@AustinSchultz23 Baseball is easy

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Anyone remember “they did surgery on a grape”?

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@SportsCenter @TiboBaro When you pt up sugar cookie

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@nosaim5 @baileyklein22 Until you choose to stop doing it

[Norris Baseball @Norris_Baseball]

🏆🥇STATE CHAMPS🥇🏆

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I thought my Instagram was broken this morning, then I realized everyone was just fixing the worlds problems by posting black squares

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Anybody else use “shit’ll” as a contraction for shit will? when did that become a word

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@ZachArgo I have ptsd from backpick attempts

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Where can I apply for the job as the “I” in Pixar...the one that gets smashed by the lamp?

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@Bartholomew_8 https://t.co/OVybGhDYtA

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@nosaim5

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@thair333 @KohoutScott @Bartholomew_8 @Norris_Baseball Never heard of that

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@Bartholomew_8 @Norris_Baseball You already know that pitch was a line drive up the middle

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See ball. Mash ball.

@AustinSchultz23 with his first #BigBlueBomb of the season! #WeAreUK

💻 - https://t.co/nN0I0vEGJk

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@ReetzWill Hammer curl the hundies

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@ZachArgo Where can I fill out the paperwork

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@ZachArgo Bro if I owned a Prius I’d kick the shit out of it too in all honesty