Zoe.

can’t stop, won’t stop

[Zoe. @_keeszn]

Late this year, but guess who’s 30 🥹

[Zoe. @_keeszn]

Twenty-Fine 🤍

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Beyoncé was talking her BEST shit on "Upgrade U" and thats when I knew i wanted to be a lady with money!!

[ahj @uglygirlahj]

I ALWAYS have Beyoncé money. idgaf what I told you 😂😂😂😂

[Netflix @netflix]

WHOSE DAY IS IT 🐝

[roni @GETMEBODlED]

the earth is billions of years old yet we get to be alive the same time as beyoncé

[roni @GETMEBODlED]

Audemars Piguet WATCH!
dimples in ya neckTIE!
Hermès briefCASE!
Cartier tie CLIPS!
Silk-lined BLAZERS!
diamond creamed FACIALS!
VVS cuff-LINKS!
six-star pent SUITES!

[gstar @gomomoratele_]

It really is that serious for me when it comes to Beyoncé

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Happy 45th birthday to the legendary Beyoncé.

Making her debut in 1990 with Destiny's Child, she has built a lasting legacy by raising the bar and breaking barriers with each new era. Known as a vocal powerhouse she has headlined 7 tours grossing at least $100 million, the most out of any female artist in history. Her impact on music and pop culture is undeniable, she is credited for changing the Global Release Day to Friday and transforming the production, distribution, promotion, and consumption of music. She is also credited for popularizing surprise drops and visual albums. Billboard has named her the Greatest Pop Star of the 21st century and she has won 38 Grammys throughout her career — the most for any artist ever, male or female.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

i have to tell beyoncé how much i adore her someday, somehow someway😭😭😭😭

[Zoe. @_keeszn]

The Office

[. @TyyTyra]

If someone paid u $10,000 to watch one TV show for 48hrs wat show u picking 🤔

[Zoe. @_keeszn]

Damn mouthful, like who’s terrible idea was that

[Zoe. @_keeszn]

The workers at my job have to answer the phone and say “it’s a beautiful day to stay in shape how may I help you” and like, I would quit just over that

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me When someone keeps talking to me when i got my AirPods on

[Zoe. @_keeszn]

My top 5 Haitian DJs, based on their SoundClouds (that no one asked for): ZB, DD, Kempes, Incredible, MJ/Crazy J tied

[J. @blckgurrl]

hey siri, play james joint

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me with the clothes I said I would fold days ago:

[Zoe. @_keeszn]

Toilet or outside only acceptable answers

[Princess Treatment ONLY ‼️ @PrincessTrtment]

Y’all pour mop water out in the sink or in the tub?

[Uche_wtf!💙🪖 @Uchehatesociety]

Inshaallah

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

greek yogurt is not a “take your time & enjoy it” food. big spoonfuls. minimal chewing. get that protein in & MOVE ON 😭😭

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

nobody hates big boobs as much as the owner😭

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

I can’t believe we have to have our period every month and we just supposed to be okay with it.