Kelanie

she can cook? she can cook

[Kelanie @_kelanie]

REOPEN KENDRICK JOHNSON’S CASE!!! REOPEN KENDRICK JOHNSON’S CASE!!! REOPEN KENDRICK JOHNSON’S CASE!!! REOPEN KENDRICK JOHNSON’S CASE!!! REOPEN KENDRICK JOHNSON’S CASE!!! REOPEN KENDRICK JOHNSON’S CASE!!! REOPEN KENDRICK JOHNSON’S CASE!!!

[Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer @WriteToRebel]

My grandpa just said an incredible old man phrase, which is “I’m tellin’ six-foot jokes and everybody’s five ten”

[Kelanie @_kelanie]

@Clambpratt @chancetherapper such an amazing song. next tattoo i’m getting “like, how you got the drive but don’t know how to use a stick shift?”

[Blonde Emergency MD 🇵🇸 @blondemedSJW]

My boyfriend asked me how often I see dead bodies and I’m like every couple of days and he’s like I’ve never seen a dead body.

I sometimes forget there are people who’ve never seen death.

[Kelanie @_kelanie]

@BoobDumpster Red 😂😂😭😭

[mary b @maryebaldwin_]

people NEED to get out of their small, close-minded towns & educate themselves beyond what they were taught growing up… it’s okay to have your own views and opinions. it’s okay to change.

[NOLA.com @NOLAnews]

JUST IN: A New Orleans judge issued a temporary restraining order on Monday barring the enforcement of the state's trigger law banning abortions. https://t.co/ZVFhddGlIv

[Jordyn Hodges 🫶🏽 @jordyvotes]

I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.

[Kelanie @_kelanie]

@granduu99347 @pattykazUSA @alek_ejb @blKKstar i had a stroke reading this. ion even think homie know what they point is 😂😂

[Paul Dee @RyanIsExhausted]

The biggest change America has seen regarding guns in the last two decades.

[Kelanie @_kelanie]

@dwood1999 @NOPDNews the way you worded it puts the blame on the medics instead of the city officials and the health department. they get a call, they respond.

[Kelanie @_kelanie]

@dwood1999 @NOPDNews of course it’s a problem but it’s NOT an ems problem, it’s a city problem!!! it starts and ends with the city. please don’t blame EMS providers for doing all they can do

[Kelanie @_kelanie]

@dwood1999 @NOPDNews you ain’t even live here bro. so unless you wanna strap some boots on and go to paramedic school, hate against ems ain’t gonna be tolerated.

[Kelanie @_kelanie]

@dwood1999 @NOPDNews don’t get it twisted. nopd and emergency medical services are two separate entities. ems is doing their best despite critical understaffing and record breaking call volumes. over 7 shootings all came out around the same time, but until scene is cleared by NOPD ems can’t respond

[Kelanie @_kelanie]

hear me out: everybody here just hops over to a subreddit

[Kelanie @_kelanie]

@PeakedInPreK @FortniteWalter1 @RatsLizPhair2 got caught smoking weed in middle school, my parents told both the other girl’s parents and they bullied the fuck out of me the rest of the year

[𝐉.𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎 @_jsnix]

Getting ignored brings out the Kanye in me

[Kelanie @_kelanie]

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[Kelanie @_kelanie]

@marmstreet @rewstermania @feminemi1y I work in EMS and mainly communicate via text. From my on duty supervisor to my operations manager (big guy in charge), I text em all.