PNM Jelly

“I never look back darling. It distracts from the now” - Edna Mode

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

listening to the George Floyd verdict was like watching Wheel of Fortune where the entire puzzle is solved but you're still worried the contestent might pronounce it incorrectly

[PNM Jelly @_kelbels]

Catholic University is really out here ostracizing 90% of their student and alumni population by allowing Abby Johnson to speak tonight. Good luck operating without 90% of your donors from now on @CatholicUniv

[PNM Jelly @_kelbels]

@mk_selgrath We stan thematic hand towels. Decoration only!

[PNM Jelly @_kelbels]

Victoria’s 👏 dress 👏 is 👏 from 👏 Forever 21 👏 #TheBachelor

[PNM Jelly @_kelbels]

Fox News won’t call Biden President Elect. Would they call Trump President Elect if the roles were reversed? Probably because that’s the type of hypocrisy they feel is acceptable. Well it’s not. #downwithfox

[PNM Jelly @_kelbels]

No. This is probably why I’m an engineer

[riley sciarappa @EndOfDaysWoman]

did EVERYONE have an English teacher that changed their life?

[PNM Jelly @_kelbels]

Are we still doing a census this year or what?

[PNM Jelly @_kelbels]

@mk_selgrath Really hoping this good boy also loves Diet Coke

[•allie mccrea• @allie_do_is_win]

Twitter- please continue to support or fam with your love!! We are FIGHTERS!

[PNM Jelly @_kelbels]

Thank you for coming to this TEDtalk

[•allie mccrea• @allie_do_is_win]

I’m speechless. @ThomasRhett you are an incredible person. When I find the right words and visit Dad again tomorrow, we will send you our thank you together. But for now- I cannot thank you enough. A true Christmas Miracle.

[•allie mccrea• @allie_do_is_win]

My dad, am Army vet, has been in the hospital for over 7 months-just trying to get home. He’s always been so positive but recently he has been more depressed & anxious. This vid was taken a few months ago. @ThomasRhett can u give him so well wishes?!? Twitter do ur thing!!!!

[PNM Jelly @_kelbels]

My boyfriend just told me this was me after the bar if I’m not watered appropriately and honestly he’s not wrong

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Getting carried out of the bar after too many drinks @icanteven (Via IG/golden_boy_moose)

[Oliver G. Chavez @OliverGChavez]

PLS RETWEET! She’s the niece of a longtime friend! Too many young girls are disappearing and you’d never expect it in your own area!!!

[PNM Jelly @_kelbels]

Accidentally transferred $100 dollars to my dad today and when I asked for it back this was his response

[PNM Jelly @_kelbels]

Do you like to cook?
No.
Would you like to learn?
No.

[PNM Jelly @_kelbels]

What’s a good excuse to tell the maintenance person when he or she arrives serious input only

[PNM Jelly @_kelbels]

Happy Tuesday! And if it’s not a happy Tuesday just think, you could be me who put the wrong soap in the dishwasher and now has a very sudsy kitchen!!