kellene

patron saint of car accidents

[kellene @_kellene]

please just imagine the glee cast version of good 4 u

[the guz @guzzzyy]

thinking about a Diet Coke advent calendar but every day is just another Diet Coke

[the guz @guzzzyy]

Linda Rondstadt is Princess Diana for girls who were raised in Tucson, I will not elaborate

[kellene @_kellene]

@clrpe this is just the sign of a natural born leader

[kellene @_kellene]

*screams into the void* one day… people will understand dark comedies lol

[boob ross @rootlore]

the emmys aren’t ready for cannibalism yet

[kellene @_kellene]

I just want to know if anyone actually watched Barry this season because…

[kellene @_kellene]

this was such a snub I have no words

[kellene @_kellene]

going on record now to say that if Anthony Carrigan doesn’t win I’ll do something drastic in protest

[kellene @_kellene]

@MsElleAyeGee wait… why is that kinda cute lol he’s trying so hard

[kellene @_kellene]

@TedMcloof I wish

[kellene @_kellene]

going on record now to say that if Anthony Carrigan doesn’t win I’ll do something drastic in protest

[Television Academy @TelevisionAcad]

The #Emmy nominees for Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series are:

@Anth_Carrigan
@BrettGoldstein
@Toheeb_Jimoh
@NickMohammed
Tony Shalhoub
Tyler James Williams
@HWinkler4real
Bowen Yang

#EmmyNoms #Emmys #Emmys2022

[Jamie Henn @jamieclimate]

#DontLookUp missed the part where the Supreme Court says we can’t stop the asteroid because that power wasn’t written into the Constitution in 1787.

[kellene @_kellene]

@AceBWrites this better not somehow be about Bateman lol

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

- 1 justice’s family (Thomas) was paid by right wing groups for years and he never disclosed it, violating Federal law

- Same justice’s spouse participated in 1/6 and he used his SCOTUS seat to vote to keep potential info related to his wife from investigators in Congress…

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

The reversal of Roe will be recorded in the history books in the same nauseous tones as decisions like Dred Scott, Korematsu, Plessy, and Buck.

This is an institution that has legitimized slavery, concentration camps, and eugenics.

This decision is the same.

[kellene @_kellene]

@soupsznsam hey… I have a popcorn ceiling…

[kellene @_kellene]

I really need to get employed soon because today I scrolled through 21 pages of ice cream flavors

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

The only good thing about death is that it is, at some point, preceded by the last time you have to fold laundry.

[i swear to god @letmefuckinstay]

i dont believe in “responsible gun owners” if u have a gun ur intention w it is to kill. whether that be hunting animals or “defending” urself when it comes to people. u want to kill & thats the point. theres no fucking reason u should be allowed to kill anything u fucking weirdo

[kellene @_kellene]

heard a Republican campaign add calling themselves the “party of the future”… what future? you can’t claim a document from the 1700s dictates political choices while avoiding common sense gun laws and say you care about the future