Kels

She/they chaotic bi 🏳️‍🌈 Co-host of @outonthewww.

[Kels @_kelp_]

Now my skin is clear and I no longer fear being alone with my own thoughts because it's all just ~Jungkook~ up there now

[Kels @_kelp_]

Remember when I used to use this twt account and didn't even write fanfiction or spend all waking hours thinking about BTS? lololol

[Kels @_kelp_]

I'm sooo excited about the 2023 End of Year Report I'm working on for my org. I get to use all my journalism and graphic design skills and interests and my boss is giving me so much creative freedom to do the storytelling however I think best & I think it's gonna be revolutionary

[Kels @_kelp_]

How many years out from college graduation will I finally stop having biannual romantic dreams about former crushes? Where we're trying to catch up over coffee in the d-hall but my friends suck me into a complex game involving batting around a scrunchie with plates as rackets?

[Kels @_kelp_]

A week-long quarantine really is enough to make a girl go mad, ja feel?

[Kels @_kelp_]

Openly weeping at the Kesha concert. Normal.

[Kels @_kelp_]

A cool thing about the medication I'm going back on that helps me function under capitalism is that I don't get *hungry* I just get /anxious/. So now I have to re-learn that "I feel soo stressed out for no reason" means it's meal time??

[Kels @_kelp_]

I think at least one person in every room has to find me hot or I'll shrivel away

[Kels @_kelp_]

Turned off ep 3 of The Idol a few minutes before the end because um... Absolutely not!! Let's gift cishet men a sabbatical from making television actually!!

[Kels @_kelp_]

Me - *laying on my couch in an incredible amount of back pain for completely unknown reasons*
Also Me - "Yeah, I think I could probably do pretty good on Survivor! Would just have to hit the gym a little first"

[Kels @_kelp_]

My dog who is very scared of rain is able to relax the most when we're laying on our respective beds in my room and I'm just like, Oh noo, you're telling me I have to lay down on my bed and do nothing..... in order to be a responsible dog parent...? Oh no..... 😌

[Kels @_kelp_]

Browsing random TikTok Lives brings on the same feeling as all the good episodes of Black Mirror 💀

[Kels @_kelp_]

One of my biggest career goals is to never have to manage an organization's social media ever again

[Kels @_kelp_]

Has anyone considered the *ethics* of making a game like TOTK that's so big but sooo fun?? The sheer number of hours you could happily spend in Hyrule... It's terrifying!

[Kels @_kelp_]

Why did I go down to the depths right before trying to go to sleep? Bro I'm so scared right now pls hold me #totk

[Kels @_kelp_]

Tbh I have pretty good sleep hygiene for a person with ADHD, and more doctors should give me a ribbon for that

[our beautiful rat king @tenderpbj]

this would fix me

[Kels @_kelp_]

Is there a podcast that's like Stuff u Shld Know but hosted by women? I've become physiologically unable to learn from men

[Kels @_kelp_]

What's that, you want to watch the mv too? Okay, just as long as you can remember that it's a *boy band* and we're *having fun*

https://t.co/nkxMSdPIZj

[Kels @_kelp_]

To everyone who was wondering – don't worry, the ENHYPEN comeback is perfect. I'm having an amazing time 😘