kels

[three eyed raven @raeigle]

because you don’t want that man you want his girlfriends life

loser ass bitch

[*Jadakiss Laugh* @JAYDANOTPINKETT]

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[𝘀𝗼𝗳𝗲𝗮 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 @goodlucksofea]

GIRLS WHO LEAVE CLOTHING REVIEWS WITH THEIR HEIGHT WEIGHT AND SIZE ORDERED ARE GOING TO HEAVEN.

[masentle. @masemohanoe]

there’s nothing cute about this,respect people’s time

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Yes that’s why i never wanna hear that shit about “my grandma and grandad were together forever/marriages used to last” YEAH GRANNY WASNT ALLOWED TO HAVE A SAVINGS ACCOUNT OR GET AN APARTMENT ON HER OWN. SHE WAS A PRISNA!

[Jenni @hashjenni]

You don’t drive off until you see that person walk into their house

[Your Accountant @TJiMTS]

Fathers don’t usually die during childbirth

[kels @_kelseygill]

@bigp0pppa And don’t be playin victim when it happens either

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When somebody tell me to do something I was literally already about to do

[madison @madison_tayt]

a lot of people lack basic manners and decency and think it makes them cool and edgy.
learn table manners, don’t show up to things empty handed, write cards, talk to your neighbors, hold the door for people, etc.
you don’t even have to be THAT nice just be considerate.

[neya 🌷 @lilybilysily]

I luv spicy food, nose running & all

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

I’m tired of everyone lying. The beach is only fun for like 2 hours max

[L.Snowton 🐐 @LSnowton]

no lie, you know how insane you have to be to finish school, get a great job, just to lose it because you’re messy and miserable

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

good thing everyone was able to stay calm

[Big Alaska @HAZEColada]

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