PLEASE. If you’re evacuating from #HurricaneFlorence,
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
I hate kids—a kid was in the middle of the road so I stuck my tongue out at him and he moved. He snitched on me to his dad and his dad approached me and said “my kid said you stuck your tongue out at him, he wouldn’t lie”
I said “ yeah I did he was in the middle of the road and it was playful?” He said “ok well he told me you did” I said “ok? He was in the middle of the road” he said “ok well he wouldn’t lie” I said “ok sorry” and rolled up my window.