Kelsey Bauer

Somewhere between Jack Daniels and Jesus

[Kelsey Bauer @_kelsmar]

@its_riss03 I didn’t want it to get ruined 😂

[Kelsey Bauer @_kelsmar]

The Yellowstone soundtrack is flawless

[Kelsey Bauer @_kelsmar]

@GitRDoneLarry @LloydLegalist 😂😂 that’s accurate

[Kelsey Bauer @_kelsmar]

There is absolutely no reason for people to slow down as much as they do through the ft Pitt tunnel like please just drive

[Kelsey Bauer @_kelsmar]

Me at work: makes sure my patients are sitting upright while eating/drinking so that they don’t choke on anything

Me at home: lays completely flat on my back on my couch to eat half a box of Girl Scout cookies

[Kelsey Bauer @_kelsmar]

We were talking about what drinking games we want to play at the beach and I said I was good at flip cup and Jason said “the only thing you’re good at is taking people’s blood pressures.” 🙄

[Kelsey Bauer @_kelsmar]

Since everything else is cancelled I’m guessing people won’t be allowed at pirates games if there’s a season, but let’s not act like a pirates game isn’t already the most socially distanced sporting event there is here

[Kelsey Bauer @_kelsmar]

I just opened a bag of fruit snacks and literally every single one of them was grape I’ve never been angrier

[Kelsey Bauer @_kelsmar]

I finished tiger king two days ago but I can’t get over the fact that instead of just telling the visitors there was an accident, joe exotic straight up told them all that an employee got their arm bit off

[Kelsey Bauer @_kelsmar]

All the girls peter sent home realizing that they never have to deal with his absolutely psycho mom

[Kelsey Bauer @_kelsmar]

Karev was my favorite character and even though his final scene was him looking out for Meredith, him ghosting his friends, job, and his wife who already had abandonment issues was not the ending that he deserved after 16 seasons I am not okay

[Kelsey Bauer @_kelsmar]

I could never be on the bachelor (not that I’d ever want to be) solely because they never eat the dinner after the date. And it always looks so good like how do you just ignore it. I’d be like stop talking to me and let me eat.

[Kelsey Bauer @_kelsmar]

#BellLetsTaIk

[Kelsey Bauer @_kelsmar]

Alex Karev better leave greys in the way that he deserves and by that I mean that he better not end up dead

[Kelsey Bauer @_kelsmar]

@its_riss03 😂😂😂 this is amazing

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

Me coming home to my dog after being gone for 5 minutes

[Maruf @m3aruf]

my dad explaining me trying to see
a math problem the paper thru a
for the 374th time blur of tears

[Kelsey Bauer @_kelsmar]

@TygerKurutz Lol yes