kendra

actually no that’s not the truth ellen you were invited

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

me and the boys before THE ODYSSEY

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Listened to this at the gym today and felt like I could run through a fucking wall and keep going

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

every isolated clip from Severance looks like the air conditioning repair school from Community

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

Literally every time I see a cybertruck.

[Matt Popovich @mpopv]

my therapist: matthew, i need you to understand that kamala harris is not texting you.

my texts:

[crank @zacdose]

you’ve gotta be kidding me

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

when i say “bring back traditional masculinity” i’m specifically referring to this 1760 portrait of a boy wearing traditional 1700s boy’s clothes while holding his pet squirrel on a chain leash

[Bradford Pearson @BradfordPearson]

every flight this week from Philly to Phoenix

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

imposter syndrome is out, delusions of grandeur are in

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

i didn’t care for ed edd n eddy… even at a tender age i had the capacity to recognise beauty and glamour. i could see something decidedly unchic was afoot

[blanco @beerdefeater]

White people see 6 IPA’s available on draft at the bar and start doing the worm

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

People in LA today enjoying the mid 70°s:

[kendra @_kendrarenee]

He’s a 10 but he’s a man

[Elena Schneider @ec_schneider]

The leading cause of death among children is guns.

For over 60 years, it was car accidents. As of 2020, it's guns.

Again: The leading cause of death among children is guns.

https://t.co/rlN7jDPcox

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

about to say some shit that gets me put on a federal watchlist

[kendra @_kendrarenee]

Just did a job interview with my pants paperclipped shut bc the button fell off in the bathroom 5 minutes prior, happy tuesday everyone

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

every restaurant in Chicago has a name like this