Recently learned that many Aboriginal tribes here in Australia knew that the earth was round because the sun was round, the moon was round, and every other planet they saw was round. So they figured… we must also be on a round planet.
This has consumed my thoughts for days.
I just watched a Charmin commercial about their new, more affordable 1-ply toilet paper. So they spent who knows how much money on a commercial to say "Sorry you're too poor for our normal toilet paper, but we made a cheaper, worse version for you! you're welcome."
LADIES! if you go out of town for a "vacation," remember to leave your phones wherever you're staying before going to any appointments you may have scheduled