em (taylors version) 🥸

my reality check bounced she/her

[em (taylors version) 🥸 @_keRAGE]

so annoying whenever I try to do my 2 favorite things sleeping n partying at once ppl say stuff like "r u ok" or "I think u need to go home"

[em (taylors version) 🥸 @_keRAGE]

I was so excited i actually got to enter my info and everything

[em (taylors version) 🥸 @_keRAGE]

When you confirm your email for @McDonalds mcnugget caviar and it just goes to a white screen 😭😭😭

[maddie @madsssagascar]

WHAAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGG RUN THE BALLLLL

[Maddy Hudak @MaddyHudak_94]

What kind of uncultured gremlin declines a bid to the greatest bowl of all time

[R. @midnightstrack2]

white horse (2008) eldest daughter (2025)

[onion person @CantEverDie]

.@FBI

[em (taylors version) 🥸 @_keRAGE]

@ brian kelly

[em (taylors version) 🥸 @_keRAGE]

The funniest thing immediately about the "Any Given Saturday" Netflix series is Brian Kelly talking about how his mortgage is on the line.

[em (taylors version) 🥸 @_keRAGE]

In your 30’s they all merge into 1

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

in your 20s you get sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

If your breakfast burrito place doesn’t have steel doors and bars on the windows, what are you even doing

[ava @lesbofart]

Terrible day to have an anxiety disorder

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes

[ella @soeasytofalll]

misogyny is back https://t.co/Q7lYPgeQtW

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Tell the chef I said yummers

[Portillo's @portilloshotdog]

In the name of the gravy, the bun, and hot giard – we introduce The Leo: divinely seasoned Italian Beef, baptized in gravy.

order now: https://t.co/iAAUd1ns2a

[em (taylors version) 🥸 @_keRAGE]

@1800Callabro My fair lady