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[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

[erin🌻 @_kerlz]

Could someone explain to me how the same people who have been crying for years about how “no one wants to work anymore” believe that “bringing factory jobs back to America” will work to stimulate the economy?

Explain it to me like I’m 5.

[skeleton @ThinkingBone]

i loathe tiny transactional “venmo me $9 for covering lunch” culture

no i’m gonna pay for you this time, you’re gonna pay for me next time, and it’s all gonna come out in the aggregate of our long and storied friendship

[erin🌻 @_kerlz]

Some of y’all really missed the message in basically every kids’ movie ever. Yikes.

[erin🌻 @_kerlz]

I would like to personally thank all of the bands I work with for my entire wardrobe.

[erin🌻 @_kerlz]

hasn’t come yet! likely won’t in the next 4 years!

[erin🌻 @_kerlz]

I wonder if I’ll ever get to a point in my life where I’m not anxious enough to be constantly chewing the inside of my mouth.

[erin🌻 @_kerlz]

still relevant

[Ollie @whalefern]

the crucial 4th ice cream bowl was lost at some point, forever altering the vibe

[erin🌻 @_kerlz]

Would be willing to bet large sums of money that the Venn diagram of people who don’t stop at the 4way stop in front of my house and people who voted for “law and order” is a circle.

[erin🌻 @_kerlz]

I am thoroughly regretting my decision of choosing a program with so many LUNGES though.

[erin🌻 @_kerlz]

I can tell I’m more comfortable at the gym than I have ever been in my entire life if for no other reason than that I discovered my headphones were dead after I got here, and I didn’t immediately turn around and leave.

[erin🌻 @_kerlz]

@claliz_ People have been so mean 😭😭😭 maybe I’m just sensitive but damn.

[erin🌻 @_kerlz]

Do eclipses make people very rude and very mean??? Usually I’m the one making myself cry but it’s def been other people this week.

[erin🌻 @_kerlz]

Kept forgetting to return a pair of jeans that my MIL got me for Christmas that were a size too small and now they fittttt. Finally the 1 out of 400th time that my forgetfulness benefits!!

[erin🌻 @_kerlz]

Apparently having verizon in middle tn makes my phone basically useless. Full bars of 5G service and I can’t get a map to pull up or an app to load. Cute.

[erin🌻 @_kerlz]

@MirandaBunge I mean and it’s not that I care that much if someone else comes bc I’m sure it’ll shake out guest count wise but I am just like mouth-wide-open baffled that this has been the first wave of responses lol

[erin🌻 @_kerlz]

lol never realized it was normal to just invite people to a wedding/reception you were invited to if you didn’t get a “+1” or “and guest” on the invite but here we are 🙃

[erin🌻 @_kerlz]

@MirandaBunge Absolutely wild. I just would never dream of inviting someone if it wasn’t explicitly listed. Or not at least without ASKING?? I’m just absolutely baffled. I feel like it might be bc people know it’s a reception only and we got married a few months ago? So they figure it’s fine??

[Sarah Danielle✨🐞 @agingerswiftie]

god please take away jason kelce’s pain and give it to Ted Cruz

[erin🌻 @_kerlz]

Gonna teach myself how to crochet this year! Here’s to a more soft, whimsical 2024! ✨💝