Kinyanjui

Mtumba Plug.

[Kinyanjui @_kevs1]

He even did it Against man united when he scored for wolves

[Abochie (Fan) 🧘🏽‍♂️ @_abochie]

Hey @grok, did Cunha invent this dance against Arsenal last season or he has been doing that prior to the Arsenal game?

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

We do not give grace because we are weak. The union serves something we consider important enough to come together for. And if it is to be kept, we must lose the entitlement that comes with the insipid clamor for glory. There is no winning in relationships - or a need for it.

[Kinyanjui @_kevs1]

My country would've been accused of Drug trafficking

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Norway’s national team shipped over 1,000kg of Norwegian food to the World Cup because they didn’t trust the food available in the United States. 😳🇳🇴

The delegation wanted players to stick to familiar meals and nutrition routines throughout the tournament, so they brought a huge supply of food from home. 🍽️

(Source: @valuetainment)

[Kinyanjui @_kevs1]

Thank God i have no hair kwa armpits

[ٰ @05DoL]

Shaving your armpits as a man should be regular hygiene

[Kinyanjui @_kevs1]

Nishaipeleka kigongi Dandora phase 2 kwa mumama 😭😭😭The longest night of my life...By 5:30 nilikua nishatoka...

[Kikuyu Pipes @DrKanyuira]

Lmaoooo. I once, accidentally agreed kulala kwa wenyewe. Huwes weka zile maYoutube za off grid umezoea kwako ama kutembea ndethe ukienda kitchen kupika chai.
Alafu galdem anaamka 2AM anapata umekondoa macho anashangaa kwani hulalangi, hupati uzingizi even after umepiga mechi rounds kama nne za World Cup. The following day nilikua job 7.30AM mhindi akafikiria nimeamua kua employee of the month.
I will never ever.

[Kikuyu Pipes @DrKanyuira]

Lmaoooo. I once, accidentally agreed kulala kwa wenyewe. Huwes weka zile maYoutube za off grid umezoea kwako ama kutembea ndethe ukienda kitchen kupika chai.
Alafu galdem anaamka 2AM anapata umekondoa macho anashangaa kwani hulalangi, hupati uzingizi even after umepiga mechi rounds kama nne za World Cup. The following day nilikua job 7.30AM mhindi akafikiria nimeamua kua employee of the month.
I will never ever.

[Kinyanjui @_kevs1]

Been doing this na siloose na sigain pia..T for tuff!!

[Abbie Gal𓃵 ( Executive Chef of The Year ) @ChefGaella254]

I only eat one meal a day ,nimeongeza aje 10kg 🤭🙆‍♀️

[Kinyanjui @_kevs1]

I dont know what it should be,but all i know is,Dont go for a physical product,instead,let it be a service..Something they'd come for every month or 2 months...Then wait and see commas kwa bank account..

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Natafuta shida moja ya middle class yenye ntaSolve with a rare service alafu niweke rates niingie tiktok nijaribu kuChase that millionaire status..

[Kinyanjui @_kevs1]

Broke with a woman 3 months ago...We had known each other for 2 years and stayed together kedo 8 months..No kids involved,kept telling her not yet ready for kids..I loved her..3 months later,I feel so ready for marriage and kids 🤭🤭 And whoever is in the picture ana act up 😣😭

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

When men decide: are ready to marry , they don’t choose a particular woman. They just know they need to marry and have some criteria they need met .

Whoever is in the picture at that time gets married

[Kinyanjui @_kevs1]

Kuna Mango babe tumekataa kutokana kwa akili..Tu/nifanye aje 😭😭

[Ghost of GarbaTula @legallychubby]

@_mbithee Naona hakuna mtu anakusaidia, chukua candle mbili dip kwa maji ya chumvi overnight on a full moon, ile kamba isinyonye maji lakini.
Then just at the break of dawn, say 5:37 to 6:18 , place the candles close to each other with a string tied around both of them, na uwashe candles..

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

Pale kwa Matanga ya One of Utumishi Girls Academy fire victim mambo Yalichemka!

A student who survived the fire decided to speak her raw truth as she pointed the hard-eyes of some of the Teachers present at the burial who she claims are pretenders who have been lying about the incident despite knowing the truth and despite being at the scene but doing nothing to help.

The student alleges the Matron who is alleged was not in school at the time was at the Scene but didn't even lift a finger to try break the locks from outside but watched like kwenda huko as her peers got roasted in their screams.

Amesema walimwengu na Mungu awasamehe tu lakini yeye she has zero msamaha to offer them.

Ilibidi anyang'anywe tu mike akitolewa kwa podium.

[Misspreety 🤪 @Misspreety17]

Breaking up with someone after 4years??Najuanga wanaume they know what they want with you from the beginning hakuna cha Sijui oooh we are not compatible after 4 years…huyu mwanaume amewaste tu time ya msichana wa wenyewe 💔amepata type yake sasa🥲🥲

[Kinyanjui @_kevs1]

Alikua VC hapo South Eastern Kenya university (seku) during my time..No?? Ama it was charles naikuni?Ata sikumbuki vizuri

[Lema @LemayianLeiyan]

My great grand uncle's nephew's dad was Titus Naikuni, the CEO of Kenya Airways but also before that our family owned large pieces of land where the East African Airways was supposed to expand before the fall of EAC. I look at all this wealth and wonder what I can do with it. Anyway... Let me insert sometime 🤭

[Kinyanjui @_kevs1]

Tonali 😭😭😭

[United Till 90 @unitedtill90]

There is one player among the Manchester United targets that even though he signs for us, his country won’t be able to call him up 😭

[Kinyanjui @_kevs1]

2 months later...I miss this crazy woman so much 🤣🤣 She keeps txting hapo FB begging turudiane.Gets tempted but nikikumbuka hii day i swear haiwezi..But we move on now,For good...

[Kinyanjui @_kevs1]

This one wanted kujiulia kwangu 😬😬..Had a disagreement on sunday usiku.Vurugu kiasi,caretaker akaturusha nje tuenze tusort issues zetu..Nikarudi mrng nikafungua keja,prepared myself nikatoka kwenda kubrush meno nikirudi mlango imefungwa na ndani coudnt enter..

[Gabriel Magalhaes @biel_m04]

🗣️ Blablablabla........

[Kinyanjui @_kevs1]

Maahn!! Ata malaya hawakuangi this cheap..Everything unaambiwa unakubali tu without thinking it's implications..Stupid ass motherfucker!! Nkt!

[Kinyanjui @_kevs1]

I need that background ASAP

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

😂😂😂

[Kinyanjui @_kevs1]

So,who's receiving the kickbacks?? We have stupid humans in this country's leadership and we need to start beating them up...Maumbwa!

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Breaking:

Kenya has approved a US plan to set up an Ebola quarantine facility at a military base in Laikipia for Americans exposed to the outbreak in DR Congo.

Kenya had reportedly pushed for the facility to also serve other nationalities.

[Kinyanjui @_kevs1]

With a budget of 17 billion a year 🤧🤧 Ugui mutheri

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

No way 🤣🤣🤣