Kev Gray

officially known as DJ Los hombres de la noche. Opinions are my own and not the views of my employer

[Kev Gray @_kevsta]

The amount of AI slop on iTunes right now is ridiculous. And it’s trending in the charts.

iTunes should label it AI in big bold letters.

[Kev Gray @_kevsta]

Why is it that they call managers meeting at the most inappropriate times?

I go to lunch in 15min and my manager has to go to the meeting.

Just have the meeting via an email like a normal company should.

[Kev Gray @_kevsta]

Plane just landed. Switched off the seatbelt signs and some idiot just took a puff of their vape whilst we’re still on the plane and it stinks like absolute shit

#wanker

[Kev Gray @_kevsta]

Lady waiting for her coffee: where’s my coffee? I should have it already
Barista: we just took your order. There’s others in front

2 mins go by

Lady: jam your coffee up your fucking arse. I’m late now because of your stupidity.

Barista: it’s ready now
Lady: fuck you

Me: 😂

[Kev Gray @_kevsta]

At TikTok Entertainment Centre in Sydney to see Split Enz and just wanted a can of coke. But they only sell Pepsi. Why?

Red Rooster changed to Pepsi products too. Disappointing.

I should start bringing Monopoly money with me when people ask if Pepsi is fine.

[Snoopy @snoopyb047]

Rock n Roll star x Oasis

[Kev Gray @_kevsta]

On the Gold Coast for the Blues on Broadbeach festival and I went to 7eLeven to grab a drink and there’s two methheads jiggling at the pie warmers.

So I missed out on getting something hot to eat for dinner haha.

[Kev Gray @_kevsta]

Victoria is fucked. Like properly fucked. #victoriacrime #crime #jacintaallan #ffs

https://t.co/fRcb4u8YrC

[Kev Gray @_kevsta]

Diesel went from 246.9 to 299.9 at my local servo overnight. That surely can’t be right. A 53c jump.

#thanksdonald #thanksalbo

[Kev Gray @_kevsta]

If you vandalise an RSL or war memorial, you should be trialled as a terrorist. We don’t need that shit.

#anzacday #vandalism #lestweforget

[Gene Meyer @GeneMeyerLOL]

My favorite Korn songs are when the singer starts making lawnmower noises over the breakdown.

[Kev Gray @_kevsta]

Well known to police. What a fucking joke. He will be out on bail in no time thanks to our shitty justice system.

https://t.co/osKw7vkFZ2

[Kev Gray @_kevsta]

No country or bro-country act needs pyro or a laser show. Leave that for the real genres of music.

[Kev Gray @_kevsta]

Paid under $3 per litre today in Traralgon. It’s still got a long long way to go. It should be cheaper than petrol. But it’s not.

[Kev Gray @_kevsta]

13 year old has over 109 charges and denied bail. But what about her parents? They should be punished too.

[Kev Gray @_kevsta]

Girl just asked me if we could switch the jukebox on because they don’t like what I’m playing 🤣

[Kev Gray @_kevsta]

Is it me or is Sabrina Carpenter miming her @coachella set? It’s not very convincing. She turned her head and didn’t sing into the microphone but you could still hear her clear as day
#pleasepleaseplease #coachella #sabrinacarpenter #sabrinachella #sabrina #miming #livestream

[Kev Gray @_kevsta]

Government: fuel excise is halved
Servos: lowers prices for one day
Servos now: back to the original price before excise was halved.

[Kev Gray @_kevsta]

What knucklehead decided to make Hazelwood Road 80kmh instead of just fixing the road?

Please resign from whatever position you hold. Absolutely stupid idea changing the speed limit on that road.

#latrobecity #traralgon #gippsland #speedlimits #fixtheroad #justresignalready

[Kev Gray @_kevsta]

It’s always fun when people who have zero experience in your field of work try and tell you how to do your job.

Random: it’s pinging at the 24khz and you need to adjust that because it’s embarrassing.

Me: does nothing

Random: bewdaful