Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks.
Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.
i’m going on tour the presale is in 4 minutes and tickets are $936 oh my godddd wait actually tickets are $2953 actually we just sold out yeah sorry the general sale that was supposed to be in 7 minutes is actually cancelled bc we’re sold outtttttt yeah no there’s no seat map why
"not all men!" but all women are bad drivers and all women are moody and all women are emotional and all women get to be painted with the same brush but don't you dare generalise men that's unfair!!!!!!!!
my third album ‘you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love’ is out June 12th. I am so proud of this record and I can’t wait for you to hear it. available for preorder now! 🩷 https://t.co/eCezvY6UZn