Kiersten

[Kiersten @_kiersten_m_]

the lump of tissue sitting in my skull needs to get it’s act together NOW

[Kiersten @_kiersten_m_]

this mfer broke my heart so bad I have beef with Caesar salads

[Kiersten @_kiersten_m_]

Imagine getting proposed to in the light fixture aisle. Magic.

[Kiersten @_kiersten_m_]

Little miss eats 5000 calories worth of sweet & salty trail mix in one sitting

[Kiersten @_kiersten_m_]

Using “my b” and “💀” in the strictly professional Teams chat just to feel something.

[Kiersten @_kiersten_m_]

You think you can hurt me???
I already learned Mavis Beacon wasn’t a real person 😭

[Kiersten @_kiersten_m_]

Late night vibes 💕

[Dreadwolf Jenny is howling (inactive) @Yheela]

All rest is good rest.

[Kiersten @_kiersten_m_]

Yes. You’re right, phrenology is what I was going for.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

prepare for hot girl summer by getting your

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<) )/ hot
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\( (> girl
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🎣 ) )> fishing license

[Sal @SalOhexxx]

Everybody at the gym dressed like a gymshark catalog and I’m here dressed like Adam Sandler

[Kiersten @_kiersten_m_]

Lord, it’s me.
Please make the engagement-day stories on Instagram stop.
Amen.

[Kiersten @_kiersten_m_]

My grandma calls her dachshund shorty.

That’s it. That’s the tweet.

[Kiersten @_kiersten_m_]

@FranksRedHot 😏 say less

[Kiersten @_kiersten_m_]

Periodic @FranksRedHot appreciation tweet ❤️

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

don’t ask me bout no 5 year plan, i live my life day to day like i’m a cartoon character

[Kiersten @_kiersten_m_]

Not me trying to calculate the tip on the little clock app.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“big city driving is scary 😩”

*Also takes a back road corner at 90mph*

[Kiersten @_kiersten_m_]

@CheesyVelveeta GOOD ❤️

[VELVEETA @CheesyVelveeta]

OK THEY SHOULD ABSOLUTELY NEVER REMAKE "THE PRINCESS BRIDE"...BUT IF THEY DID

-BOBAN MARJANOVIC AS FEZZIK
-ZENDAYA AS DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS/WESTLEY
-TOM HOLLAND AS PRINCE BUTTERCUP
-PEDRO PASCAL AS INIGO MONTOYA
-CATE BLANCHETT AS COUNTESS RUNGEN