Kimberly Fowler

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[Kimberly Fowler @_kimberlyfowler]

@csussquad Don’t do this to me. This is my ultimate celeb crush

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

Getting a cat:

My depression 📉📉📉
Crime rate in my house 📈📈📈

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The fun thing about the Hunger Games is that the cat doesn’t die. Just everyone else does.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

all the hot girls have entered their sober era and it’s really fantastic

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Never again will I choose to save my money by decreasing my quality of toilet paper.

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Stop asking about weekends on Mondays. No one wants to talk about how they wish it never ended.

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I’m commandeering the phrase “do it scared” and making it
“do it tired”
“do it depressed”
“do it lazily”

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@WhittyWhitten You can call it illegal

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@bec_burr Like are you “by a cliff” sweetie or are you being difficult?

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@bec_burr Yes

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I’m just like every other bitch. And proud of it.

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So funny

[alejandra ☆ @wrkhs]

guys i’m screaming wtf is this hair cut on zac efron omg

[lili michelle لیلی @lilsmichelle]

we have enough content creators we need some content destroyers

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It’s a good night to watch Stepford Wives and remember men are still trash.

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Thank god I’m on dogs seeing backyards of their owners new homes for the first time tik tok.

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Mom was a scare crow and skeleton Halloween person, and I am a witch and black cat Halloween person. Still plenty of skulls to go around.

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Me rolling into my 31st year on this earth with new teeth, new boobs, new hair - a brand new bitch

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It’s a special kind of hurt when your own cat runs from you for no reason.

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Would rather rip my toe nails out than use a voice memo on a dating app.

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@Max_Lasser @WhittyWhitten I’m glad this story still inspires