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[kim 💪 @_kimpastabowl_]

@_maryayers No, you need that cardigan STAT. I’m getting Josh on the phone

[kim 💪 @_kimpastabowl_]

I’m crying why was Joe sitting up there pretzel style, open mouth active listening like it was school assembly day

[. @hwgaoty]

te amo p sempre ❤️‍🩹

[kim 💪 @_kimpastabowl_]

@metsiesTM “Oh yeah, let’s rip this shit. Whoo hoo! YIPEE” was the perfect button to his Mets rant. Absolutely no notes.

[kim 💪 @_kimpastabowl_]

@mvgneticmanon This might sounds weird, but to me she looks like a graceful doe made a wish to be human, and got turned into Margot Robbie and then made a second wish to be an even more beautiful woman in a different font

[kim 💪 @_kimpastabowl_]

@DixPeyton The second hand embarrassment from the concert videos always hit too hard, sis I am not strong enough!!!

[kim 💪 @_kimpastabowl_]

Sincere from Love Island has the cadence of the little kid on your school bus that would talk about how his dad and him wrestled an alligator when he was in Florida visiting his grandparents

[kim 💪 @_kimpastabowl_]

@briebxrries with the amount of times she gave me that advice as a kid, I’m just proud of her for practicing what she preached

[kim 💪 @_kimpastabowl_]

I can’t stop thinking about my mom’s spelling of “jalapeño” in her Facebook post. Right up there with “Jorjor Well”

[kim 💪 @_kimpastabowl_]

@briebxrries @AppleTV THE PEOPLE DESERVE “INTO THE SCHMOODS”

[kim 💪 @_kimpastabowl_]

BREAKING: ‘Cory and the Boys’ have pulled out of performing at the Freedom 250 Great American State Fair.

[kim 💪 @_kimpastabowl_]

@mehdirhasan @druidDUDE like, I have aunts and uncles that I have zero blood relation to. what is miranda’s point?

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Richard Kind in 240p

[kim 💪 @_kimpastabowl_]

@stereobway fans, this is like if Diana and Peter announced a collaboration 50 years after their falling out while recording Mudfuck.

[harriet 🌙 @blackmoonpoet]

buckingham nicks billboard located at 7365 sunset blvd, los angeles ca ~ you’re welcome ✨

[kim 💪 @_kimpastabowl_]

I unlocked $45 Rush tickets for Sunset Boulevard on Broadway on @TodayTix! https://t.co/ZmMp5t9XOD

[kim 💪 @_kimpastabowl_]

i thought this was cole escola for a hot sec

[vox lex @gretagerwigflew]

tsa man complimented my passport picture at the security check point

[kim 💪 @_kimpastabowl_]

This is Anthony Ramos erasure!!! *celebratory* #tonyawards

[kim 💪 @_kimpastabowl_]

@wengelll Who snuck an embroidery machine into the Conclave?

[kim 💪 @_kimpastabowl_]

@eastvillageguy got one for “venison hotpot” and…. lemme tell ya… they nearly got me

[kim 💪 @_kimpastabowl_]

@_maryayers @AJRBrothers LOOK AT THESE PROMISING YOUNG LADS AND LASSIES, So much life ahead of them