Kimberly Pereira

One foot in the Rave!

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You know what it’s like when you tell someone you’re severly allergic to some kind of food and they still go ahead and serve you that exact thing, it’s almost like they’re trying to see how severely you’d be affected, even if it meant you could d!e.

This is not about allergies.

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I used to be so angry on here.
Not anymore though.
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I’m still angry, I just vent elsewhere.

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Paupers don’t buy Prada.

Even if you gave them a Prada they wouldn’t know how to take care of it.

This isn’t about paupers or Prada.

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Welcome to #ShitShowSaturday

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The audacity to feel entitled to privileges afforded to you by a relationship that doesn’t exist anymore is unbelievable!

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Is Agave The New Gin? Exploring The Rise Of India’s Next Big Drinking Trend https://t.co/rJT6TMHzE2

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The only exhausting part about flight delays is having to run back to the airport bar to grab another beer!

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There is a shade of red lippy for every single one of us. And don’t ever let a man tell you that you shouldn’t wear it!

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If I tell you exactly what I need of you and you choose to ignore or pretend to not understand, despite my repeated attempts to explain, I do not need you or your stupidity to be any part of my life again.

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Drank too much at Carnival last night.

Now there’s a carnival in my head!

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Hi, my name is Kimberly Dying-On-The-Inside-Smiling-On-The-Outside Pereira. How lovely to meet you!

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@milindalvares After that last crack I don’t think we’re going to have lights for a while!

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Thunderstorm in November ? How apt!

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I do not believe in rebirth. Rather I choose not to. Who dafaq would want to go through life again!

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Who called it PMS and not ovary-acting?

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Please do not pretend we are what we celebrate.

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Are Punjabi samosas just called samosas in Punjab?

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@JoerootMaster @kurtbento 🤣🤣🙈🙈

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I’m obsessed with cacti.
It’s no surprise that I’m drawn to a generally wild organism that serves no other purpose than to hurt me.

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