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[kim @_kimstotler]

Life update he upgraded the ring 💍

[kim @_kimstotler]

hello don’t mind me just obsessing over how shane rly went out and bought a goddamn diamond ring for me for valentine’s day 🥺🥺🥺

[kim @_kimstotler]

logging out again after seeing the quote and the extra tweet about me, thank u for the laughs and I hope you enjoy your obsession.
xoxo cock worshipper ✨

[kim @_kimstotler]

for the small price of $11 anybody in the world can create a twitter account and pretend to be your ex boyfriend. Stay safe ladies 🐍

[kim @_kimstotler]

it apparently does 4u girlie :)

[kim @_kimstotler]

me running to my twitter account for the first time in 9 months just to spread misinformation and cause chaos

[kim @_kimstotler]

just break up with ur bf if u wanna cheat on him bro

[kim @_kimstotler]

dis still tru

[kim @_kimstotler]

there are two kinds of people, people on my team or losers ✨

[kim @_kimstotler]

for the small price of $11 anybody in the world can create a twitter account and pretend to be your ex boyfriend. Stay safe ladies 🐍

[Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 @CrocodileCam]

Someone once said “ask a man to describe his perfect woman and watch him describe a slave” I’ll never forget. Yall mfs disgust me

[💕💕💕 @TheeAnimeGuru_]

I'm so invested in this 9 month world cruise happening cause I know it's gonna be some MESS (imma actually make a thread lmao. Cause I just know it's gonna be crazy)

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

I’m in the minority who thought saying “maybe we don’t run up to other people’s dogs” is actually a valid and okay thing to say. The person didn’t swear at or berate the child. Yes they suggested putting the child on a leash lmfao but if the dog would’ve been unfriendly or spooked and nipped at the child or worse people would’ve been coming for the pet owner/the pet. “But they’re just kids!” Keep a closer eye on your kids. Making sure ur kid doesn’t run up to strange animals is so bottom tier Sorry 😄

[kim @_kimstotler]

wild seeing somebody I went to hs with dating a somebody in hs

[kim @_kimstotler]

College is a scam

[kim @_kimstotler]

i have given myself a minor concussion—again :)

[DECKI @bydecki]

him: r u stupid
me:

[kim @_kimstotler]

me to shane 5 hours ago “can we skip gym so we can finish unpacking?”
us unpacking for maybe 45 minutes because ive been watching CrossFit games

[kim @_kimstotler]

we didn’t get a group picture at Barbie but polo really bought a pink suit to wear to the movies. God I love my friends

[kim @_kimstotler]

Went to cuddle Shane and he really elbowed my eye. Got sad and then poked his in retaliation

[kim @_kimstotler]

@enachocheese ❤️❤️

[kim @_kimstotler]

Life update he upgraded the ring 💍

[kim @_kimstotler]

hello don’t mind me just obsessing over how shane rly went out and bought a goddamn diamond ring for me for valentine’s day 🥺🥺🥺

[payton mitchell @paytmitch]

THESE are the shorts of the summer

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mellow. He has terminal cancer, but he's been walking his neighborhood with his human every day since 2019, so he has a lot of friends who will miss him…