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Len Chowers

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Making your dad laugh an all time top 5 thing

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Legit a black dude came into the bar I was at, picked a fight with my and my brothe and I then got US KICKED OUT! Not gonna stand for that. #americafirst

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Johns tweets are funny bro

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Used to get like 27 likes a tweet. Now I get like two. At least I know max duke still got my back. #brothers4life

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The hours of 11pm - 3 am fresh after graduating college is more than emotionally intense than any drug I have ever done. Sometimes good, some times bad. Truly insane pondering

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The Taylor swift getting married stories on ig gotta be how girls felt when Luka got traded

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Edible, caffeine, pump all activated at same time.

METAMORPHOSIS

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I understand that people get changed in the gym locker room, i get that. Being naked for 30 seconds while you get changed. DONT GET FUCKING NAKED AND STROLL AROUND LIKE YOU GOT NOWHERE TO BE. ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE FAT AND 80. seriously gross what the fuck

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Day one no weed. It’s 5:26 A.M I have not fallen asleep and I’m not tired like at all. I don’t wanna like start my day at 6 with no sleep cause that feels fucking bizarre but also I’m not tired.

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Am I in love with her or is she just short and have blonde hair?

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if y’all are ever playing die at the house, you cannot put the dive table right in front of the front door

The fire marshal would have a stroke

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For those that missed chapter, I’m offering $30 for yall to pay to come to whatever we have the rest of the year. I want to do a big islander type darty to end the year and I think it would be cool to have most of the frat there, but dont have enough money rn. This is for uppercl

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Oh fuckk, it’s all over the screen

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Henry and Johnny should have Lena the plug on their podcast

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Reminder, absolutely zero smoking or drinking prior to the event. If you show up and look like a fool, standards will have a field day with you. IFC and FSL will be there, so absolutely zero tolerance for it.

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I’d let Cecily Strong do freaky things to me

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Where’s the Onlyfans link?

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My favorite thing in the world is when women who are straight up evil post bibles verses about being kind. Like 80 percent of them are gonna be elementary school teachers too 😂

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So hype to listen to big justice and Harvey Weinstein talk New York sports

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Big Apple breakdown ep2 watch party at my crib tonight. Anybody interested?