Ingvar Kamprad

PARODY- king of Sweden & lover of meatballs - I also like hats.

[Ingvar Kamprad @_kingofsweden]

Heard a fact that 1 in 10 kids in Central Europe are conceived on an IKEA bed!! #yourwelcome

[Ingvar Kamprad @_kingofsweden]

I would love to see @katyperry in a crayfish costume!!! #sexy

[Ingvar Kamprad @_kingofsweden]

Crayfish party this week!! Going to look awesome in that Crayfish outfit!! #IKEA

[Ingvar Kamprad @_kingofsweden]

16 days to the Crayfish party and I've be wearing my hat till then!! Already been wearing the last 8 days. #IKEA #crayfish

[Ingvar Kamprad @_kingofsweden]

I'm sorry I haven't been tweeting recently!! Been practising my bowling techniques for the IKEA bowling team!!

[Ingvar Kamprad @_kingofsweden]

48 hours solid on #TheSims!! The furniture hasn't got a scratch on #IKEA!!
Though I do like that mechanical bull!! :)

[Ingvar Kamprad @_kingofsweden]

Meetings all day tomorrow!! Listen to some crap about PS while secretly thinking about what new job I should take on The Sims!!

[Ingvar Kamprad @_kingofsweden]

What did I get for Father's day!! Chuff all!! Little bastards!! #FathersDay

[Ingvar Kamprad @_kingofsweden]

A little annoyed that I missed the Sweden game!! Had to do a food shop!

[Ingvar Kamprad @_kingofsweden]

Bring back #TomasBrolin!!

[Ingvar Kamprad @_kingofsweden]

Zlatan!!!! I love your more then #POANG!! #Sweden #EUR02012

[Ingvar Kamprad @_kingofsweden]

This afternoon's Charlie's Angels series marathon is underway!! #CharliesAngels

[Ingvar Kamprad @_kingofsweden]

At Gatwick airport!! Heading into duty free to buy 500 packs of Marlboro Gold!!

[Ingvar Kamprad @_kingofsweden]

Hope everyone enjoyed by boat contribution to the #Jubilee!! Basically sailed down the river on a Sultan mattress! #IKEATips

[Ingvar Kamprad @_kingofsweden]

Deciding what to wear for the #Jubilee party!! May go for the british look of string vest and shorts!!

[Ingvar Kamprad @_kingofsweden]

Flying to London tomorrow. Packing factor 30 and hoping that Pippa Middleton is available to sun cream my back!!

[Ingvar Kamprad @_kingofsweden]

@Pinkflower1989 Can't complain really!! Though I can't get a decent latte anywhere here!!

[Ingvar Kamprad @_kingofsweden]

Just landed back in Sweden after this 2 day bender for celebrating the #Eurovision!! Managed to some how end up in #Brugge!!

[Ingvar Kamprad @_kingofsweden]

Yesssss!! I'm turning the 26th May into a national holiday!! Also, does anyone have the number of that bird!! #ProudToBeSwedish #eurovision

[Ingvar Kamprad @_kingofsweden]

Come on Sweden!! I'd give up 30% of my IKEA profit margins for you guys to win!! #eurovision