King Orange

Have a bodacious day

[King Orange @_kingorange]

Just now remembering I'm responsible for the existence of Jotchua. This is the closest I will ever get to creating life.

[YUH 🫟 @__jahlil__]

It infuriates me that he cant run for president im sorry😭

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖗𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖙 @komaedajr]

tomodachi life news broadcasts

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

You've gotta add more nights or showtimes

[Shezi @__Shezi]

This is THEE perspective and problem. Everyone has been saying exactly this. Why has it not been reaching people?

[stay at home uncle @TJMaxxlover]

Too many glasses of wine around the fellas and I start giggling like chanel west coast

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

Your son was made an hero during Operation Leeroy Jenkins. His loss is an epic fail we will hold in our hearts forever

[King Orange @_kingorange]

Thanks Mamdani, this kid just sicked The Great Devourer on NYC

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

hello this is the bank we have approved your million dollar loan to start your David Lynch themed Asian fusion restaurant Fire Wok With Me

[King Orange @_kingorange]

Idk anything about crypto I just claimed the fees from the toilet. Life is so beautiful.

[Brendan James @deep_beige]

Liquid Vance

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

I’m sorry but what an insufferable old goat.

[King Orange @_kingorange]

Connor O’Malley character on Jerry Springer

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

only 1 billion more sleeps til ultra-christmas

[⊹₊˚ 𝓻𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 .ᐟ @horrormusicals]

this is the best tiktok i’ve seen thus far

[BrainPOP @brainpop]

As #AI continues to evolve, students today will engage with it more than any generation before them–and they need to be prepared for its potential influence on their lives and how to make informed choices when interacting with the technology. 🤖

[pierbi 🏳️‍⚧️ @pierbiwierbi]

why is hugh jackman cocky want boing boing guy now

[King Orange @_kingorange]

Important community note

[mary morgan @maryarchived]

this is so cowardly but unfortunately an omen for what’s to come from hollywood going forward. authorial intent takes a backseat to algorithmically enhanced, crowdsourced, fan-service slop. have some artistic integrity and come up with A STORY. no wonder this cost $60M an episode.

[King Orange @_kingorange]

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