KIPKOR™ 🇰🇪 🇫🇷

Manchester united ❤️

Vw Arteon R-Line 🥶 Senior bachelor

Accounting and Finance 💪

[KIPKOR™ 🇰🇪 🇫🇷 @_kipkor_]

@AzimOscar @georgediano Entrusted ang'oaa??
Unafaa kichapo😂

[KIPKOR™ 🇰🇪 🇫🇷 @_kipkor_]

@kokiimichii Wasichana sio watu walai 😂😂😂

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Ukiona maisha yako inaenda vizuri kuwa assured kuna mahali utakuja kulia very soon, maisha ya mwanaume lazima ikuwe na kitu inapea stress heri utafte vita na caretaker.

[Kipchumba. @KibandaScholar]

Nikiwa bado rookie wa streets niliamua kupeleka sherehe K1 Klub House baada ya kubag a Kikuyu babe. Zikashika nikajipata kwa pool area 🎱. Kumbe meza ilikuwa imejaa veterans wa mchana Pool Club. Nililimwa hadi nikaambia huyo msupa naumwa na kichwa tuende kwa nyumba na ilikuwa ni saa mbili.hadi koti nilisahau. mwenye alichukua aliangukia big.

[Lorna♧♡ @L0rna_li]

Na vijana mjue hii pesa tunatafta sio ya kuweka chini ya kitanda ndio uone ukona pesa mingi,la asha ,tumia pesa ndio ikuzoee,make sure unabuy nguo mpya,unaonekana unarembeka ,first impression matters alot,unajispoil hadi unabakia na fuliza . hapo ndio unaanza kufikiria mahali utatoa pesa zingine.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

The thought of kneeling down with one leg and looking up to ask a woman if she wants to be my companion irritates me everytime I even think of it. I dont understand what kind of bladfakiness had gotten to the man who invented this. Mimi unajua siwes fanya iyo upus. Sisi kwanza wale tumetoka ushago,sisi tumelelewa kama bandit bwana. My first girlfriend beth Njeri in nursery school,I proposed to her through a round kick. She loved the way i used to beat her. Kakilia namna hii alafu nikaambie pole alafu kanikimbize,najua mambo imeingiana

The other girlfriends I have had,I never kneeled. Mimi Nikuwapikia omena,nawekelea kwa meza ikiwa inatoa moshi namna hii kama engine ya x trail,namwambia anawe mikono,akikuja kuuma sasa ajiandalie,namwambia ngoja,unajua wewe ni dem yangu? Akisema No,omena inarudi jikoni. Luckily None of them has ever said no. Bwana there are better ways of proposing without embarrassing yourselves. Sheenzi!

[KIPKOR™ 🇰🇪 🇫🇷 @_kipkor_]

@Nyaga_9 Mimi mbona sijawai angukia
Mjengo itaniua

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Ukimaliza campus pressure ya kupata job inaweza kupeleka depression. One thing you should never do ni kurudi ushago heri ukue mwizi

[Sir.Kurgat @serventfromeast]

Kuna vitu zingine unajuanga Tu you are have knowledge about them because of suffering. Sasa for example mbona mtu ujue the period of time it takes for an avocado to ripe? Of course NI juu you were anticipating for that day when Hunger is going to be quelled. Mungu atusaidie.

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

Saa hii well brought kids tunangoja mpost hizo mavida mkiwa clubs tuwadanganye venye nyinyi ni wanoma tukiwa kejani tu 😅

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

If you don't have kids I expect you to roll like Maina Kageni or else you are a failure in all aspects of life..Like,pesa yako inaendanga wapi?

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

High risk customers tunauziwa beer mbili na unaskia waitress ameanza kusema ulipe bill shift yake iko karibu kuisha.

[Karani🇰🇪🇨🇦 @Weyne_west]

Ukiona mwanaume anacrash out juu ya dem, si ati ni juu goodies ni tight pekee... chances are aliinvest sana financially na emotionally. Hiyo combination ndio huuma zaidi. 😂

[Sir.Kurgat @serventfromeast]

Alafu sasa kuna huyu dem WA mwirigi anaitwa Lisa Gitau. Every month anahamia new apartment na NI two bedroom. Meanwhile Mimi naishi Kwa Hii yangu ya 2500 since time immemorial na bado tunakimbizana na caretaker. Where do you people face while praying aki. Mungu saidia.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

If theres a job I pray for you vijana msiwahi jipata mkifanya,its that one of supermarkets. I would rather work in a mzungus cotton farm than work in a supermarket again. That work is premium slavery. Kwanza sasa kuharibu zaidi,supervisor akue mkamba ama mhindi,you will regret your life. Na ujue mshahara ni 9K,but you have to be there at 7am and go for as late as 10pm. Lunch break ni 35 minutes. Na hufai kuonekana umekaa chini

Its impossible to even be in a relationship when you’re in this job. Unaambia mrembo good morning,unaingia kazi,unaacha simu kwa store,utaichukua saa mbili usiku,unaona dem alireply good morning,sasa ni kumuambia good night tena. Niambie kama hutagongewa? And at work,you have to look busy,even when theres no work. Nilijipata napangusa mkebe ya blueband 40 minutes bwana. Some of these jobs will traumatize you,mimi macho ilianza kupata wrinkles kama ya babu,na niko 22 years. Bwana Some of these jobs deserve to be taken by AI,wacha tuingie mjengo tupambane na mawe.

Khabusie!

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na niliwaambia hii wanawake ni mikora,jangiri kabisa. I have seen it with my two eyes. Unashangaa namna gani mtu anaishi kuenda mombasa vacation kila weekend,na hananga pesa,kumbe ni ukalulu bwana. Wakiingia ndege namna hii huwa wanapiga picha kama thirty,from different angles. Wakishuka wanapiga zingine thirty hapo nje ya ndege

Wakifika diani kwa beach,wanapiganga picha mingi sana. Kama mia tano. Wakibadilisha nguo na wigs. Sasa akirudi nairobi,kila weekend anapost moja. Mtu anawapea pressure akiwa amelala hapa juja kwa bedsitter. Kabla picha ziishe,for the nine months she has already saved another 35k,anarudi Mombasa tena.

Thats not even worse,Theres a 5star restraurant we were setting up security cameras sometime back,manager akaniambia jana wamekamata wasichana ingine tapeli. Ati wanaingia restraurant wanaitisha chips,na mahandbag kubwa kubwa,kumbe zimejaa manguo,sasa wanaenda choo wanabadilisha nguo wanakuja wanapiga picha,wanarudi. Chips wanauma moja moja isiishe. For 3 hours! Ukiangalia instagram ya msichana kama hiyo unajidharao,kumbe ni crimino bwana

There is a reason jesus never had a female disciple,khabusie!

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Online in-laws were left seeing with their mouths wide open after Wakavinye failed to show up for the much anticipated TTNT6. Njugush is currently pursuing a Bachelor's degree in Soil Engineering and Dust Mitigation at our prestigious Kalahari Institution. I'm happy for our boy. He should now focus on his new yellow yellow Gen Z damsel. I'll leave you with a Koinange proverb that says "The last drop of urine does not obey the law of gravity unless you shake your manhood.” Kama kawa, sisi walala hoi hatuna maoni, letu jicho tu. 👀

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

She already has 12 other men telling her she is pretty. Be different, ignore her!!

[Masika @Masika_039]

Ukiwa unakula in a hotel in Kilimani alafu uone Jeff Koinange anaaosha vyombo..😃

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Jamaa za 9-5 huwa unaziona town asubuhi na tubag kwa mabega unadhani zimebeba important documents kumbe ni mchele na njahe zimebeba kwa dish bwana. It is very shameful