Peter Sagini

If you want to win the lottery, you have to make enough money to buy the ticket.

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Annual budget ya 4.5trillion.

The only thing they can show us ni stadiums na turf hazipiti 1B. Combined.

Barabara imejengwa na ikaisha the last 4years ni junction mall overpass pekee.

Na taxes wanakimbiza kama deni ya shylock

[🇦🇷🇧🇷 @edgeandgonee]

INSANITY 🤯

🚨 Streamer IShowSpeed just jumped over Portugal striker Cristiano Ronaldo

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Ronaldo's problem is that he refuses to concede to time.

This world has seen many great men; emperors, kings, literary giants, phenomenal artists, otherworldly scientists, etc. But at the end of the day, the clock ran out on them.

You are arguably the greatest player of all time. Fine
You utilised your youth and did almost impossible things. Good
Your name is etched in stone. Great

Why isn't that enough for you? Why can't you accept that time has defeated you? Has stripped you of your agility and explosiveness.

It is okay to age, to watch the sun set on you. That's the beauty of life. You used your prime well.

But coming out to claim you are back after scoring against Uzbekistan was in bad taste. He invited pressure on him and his teammates, something the team doesn't need now.

So, I will gladly cook him

[Rishit 🇵🇹 @Rishit_sayss]

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after a Ronaldo stinker and a Messi masterclass

[Islam Bouafif 🇹🇳🇵🇸 @BouafifNour]

England and Brazil are actually on Argentina's side of the bracket.

Besides, Argentina were supposed to face Uruguay in the Round of 32 and Portugal in the quarter-finals, but both of them bottled it. Now suddenly the tournament is rigged for Argentina again...

[Broke CEO @wavesandstorms]

The system is conditioning people who use this road ndio when the toll road is complete, waone ni kama it's a new dawn na wasitete kulipa exorbitant toll fee.

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Jose Cuervo been serving millennials for ages, it wasn't invented in 2025. KC is your reference here...

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

The Government of Kenya is learning bad manners from the Government of Uganda.

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

Fun fact. Kenya has better boxers than Ghana.

These Ghanaian boxers really embarrassed themselves.

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

Messi is so brutal man, he took everything from them and made them reach a point where IG likes is their only happiness

[Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi]

This explains the politics

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

Normal working day and all our office staff and our home nanny have been unable to get to work, not because anyone is demonstrating but because the police will not let anyone move around.

[Peter Sagini @_kiptai]

@WilliamsRuto umeanza kutweet kama Trump ndio watu wakuogope ama?

[VICKSØN🇦🇷🇦🇷 @VicksonLFC]

Messi has waited for you twice at the World Cup finals but you didn’t show up. Try your best to show up this time

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

Hapo ndio bibi atashangaa. Atakuwa anaambia mabeshte wake "I used to think my man was nonchalant until Messi arrived"

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

Ankara Messi then.

[MC @CrewsMat10]

Cristiano Ronaldo called this a “7-game tournament.” He didn’t get enough stick for that statement.

[Ocham @OchamOliver_]

In Kenya, by donating just one pint of blood, four millionaires can be made.

[Droid @droid254]

There is a reason those boxing matches are on the same week as Finance Bill and June 25 Commemorate

Give them the circus Obinnus Maximis